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Behold, the Jayson Werth cupcake

Oct 12, 2012, 12:48 PM EDT

After last night’s walk-off homer Fluffy Thoughts Cakes in Washington, D.C. decided to make a Jayson Werth cupcake to sell today for $5.

Sarah Kogod of the Washington Post has a photo and it’s pretty great:

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  1. goskinsvt - Oct 12, 2012 at 12:52 PM

    lol

  2. Shafer's Dealer - Oct 12, 2012 at 12:54 PM

    Bet it tastes like a hairy bitch.
    He will remind Washington quickly why he is over-paid. But for one night/day.. they are drunk in his beardness.

    • kkolchak - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:13 PM

      You already reminded me quickly that you’re a hater and a moron.

    • sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:17 PM

      Yup, the Phillies did much better without him,

    • marvinband9 - Oct 12, 2012 at 4:19 PM

      Cut down on the sugar, phillie nutcase

  3. smlx09 - Oct 12, 2012 at 12:55 PM

    You sure they didn’t just put a “w” on a Yukon Cornelius cupcake left over from last Christmas?

    • b7p19 - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:06 PM

      Good Lord! That look EXACTY like Yukon Cornelius.

      • foreverchipper10 - Oct 12, 2012 at 2:59 PM

        It’s gooooooollllllllddddddd!!!!

  4. cur68 - Oct 12, 2012 at 12:58 PM

    Jeez. That thing looks nasty. Drop it in the bin and make an Alba likeness. Now THAT I’d eat. Hell, I’d eat two of them.

    • El Bravo - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:00 PM

      Why eat the likeness when you can eat the real thing? Oh we can’t? My life now has no meaning. Death is all I have left. Fin.

      • Utley's Hair - Oct 12, 2012 at 5:05 PM

        I’ll bet you’d eat a Jessica Alba cake.

  5. El Bravo - Oct 12, 2012 at 12:59 PM

    Where are the $ eyeballs?

  6. deathmonkey41 - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:00 PM

    Do you have to scream when you order it?

  7. ajcardsfan - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:00 PM

    Just imagine what a Brian Wilson cupcake would like, you’d have icing flowing down the side

    • El Bravo - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:01 PM

      Icing or taco bell sauce?

    • natstowngreg - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:12 PM

      And the paper cup would have a camoflage pattern.

  8. scatterbrian - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:05 PM

    Cupcakes should no longer be called cupcakes. They are really just vessels for frosting.

    • numbskull111 - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:45 PM

      Agreed….why even bother with the “cake”…just give me that paper wrapper thing filled with the frosting.

  9. b7p19 - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:08 PM

    $5 cupcake? Thats a rip off, especially since the best part about it is the way it looks….and you can do that for free.

  10. mybrunoblog - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:18 PM

    It takes a lot of Natitude to want to cough up five $ for a cupcake.

    • natstowngreg - Oct 12, 2012 at 5:04 PM

      Hey, it’s the playoffs. Most everything is more expensive.

  11. vcupats - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:20 PM

    A year ago a DC bar was selling Bud Light tall-boys for the price of his batting average ($2.10 for a .210 average). The price would go down during games. What a turnaround year for him.

  12. raysfan1 - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:22 PM

    Once again, cake > pie.

    • ajcardsfan - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:24 PM

      Only because cupcakes are more portable than pie, now, if you make a pie that can be eaten like Pizza and not make a mess, you’ll make some money

      • natstowngreg - Oct 12, 2012 at 5:08 PM

        When you market that idea, I wanna a share of stock in your company. Just one. It’ll make me rich enough to retire very comfortably indeed.

      • raysfan1 - Oct 12, 2012 at 8:54 PM

        Isn’t that called cheesecake?

    • b7p19 - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:27 PM

      Please, I can get an entire pie for $5. Hell I could squirt a cool whip beard on it and not miss a beat.

      • Francisco (FC) - Oct 12, 2012 at 2:29 PM

        Ah but in all the films and stag parties I’ve seen, wonderful things can leap out of Cake! You’ve never seen a girl/guy leap out of a pie now have you?

      • indaburg - Oct 12, 2012 at 3:30 PM

        FC, you’ve seen a guy jump out of a cake?

      • Utley's Hair - Oct 12, 2012 at 4:51 PM

        Not that there’s anything WRONG with that…

  13. kiwicricket - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:39 PM

    Meh…Cake.

  14. kcq101 - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:52 PM

    Are the Ibanez cupcakes just plain ole’ vanilla?

  15. andrewdmuldoon - Oct 12, 2012 at 1:58 PM

    I bet that cupcake isn’t any better than a $1 tastycake. Just sayin… J-Werth is Werthless.

    • kkolchak - Oct 12, 2012 at 2:38 PM

      “Werthless” Ha-Ha. Did you stay up all night thinking of that little witticism?

  16. deathmonkey41 - Oct 12, 2012 at 2:16 PM

    Would a Derek Jeter cupcake come with a complimentary gift basket?

  17. simon94022 - Oct 12, 2012 at 3:00 PM

    Wait a day and the cupcake will be half off. Only $63 million.

  18. Utley's Hair - Oct 12, 2012 at 4:54 PM

    Charging $5 for something that looks like maggots are crawling all over? Um…no thanks.

    • stlouis1baseball - Oct 12, 2012 at 5:24 PM

      That’s cute Chase. My 8 year old and 5 year old base most of their food preferences soley on the presentation. Of course…they are 8 and 5 years old.

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