Comments on: A-Rod: not hitting, but still trying to score

By: seattlej

seattlej — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 18:03:49 +0000

Ha ha! Your subtle bigotry is so witty and humorous!

By: razydog

razydog — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 13:34:47 +0000

We all know the Post is WAY off on this story as it should have read, A-Rod attempted to throw a ball to a good looking guy behind the dug-out but once again his throw was off target and ended up in the lap of an unsuspecting hot chick! Please retire and go play Poker with some professionals who will clean you out after a couple of years and then we can have the pleasure of listening to you whine that you’re broke and all alone….Go Tigers!!

By: onermedboxer

onermedboxer — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 03:04:14 +0000

I asked a girl to prom this way

By: buffalo65

buffalo65 — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 02:17:33 +0000

Nobody even mentions Prince Fielder opening flirting with the hotdog guy…not fair

By: larrytsg

larrytsg — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 00:50:34 +0000

Oh, and I bet his sh*t smells like ice cream!

By: sharkcity408

sharkcity408 — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 20:55:54 +0000

A-rod is a piece of shit to begin with. Who cares if he was trying to get some ass??!? He is a cheater period. That’s y he is a piece of shit. Jus waitin for his retirement party.

By: indaburg

indaburg — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 20:10:04 +0000

Be here all week, try the veal?

By: mookie311

mookie311 — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:36:37 +0000

last season i was in my gym in seattle when the yankees were in town, and in strolls a-rod with some flunky. after the flunky got on a bike, a-rod walked right over to a treadmill and started flirting with a lovely young woman. she SHUT. HIM. DOWN. didn’t even look him in the eye. a-rod looked totally confused and wandered away. i laughed out loud. i think he heard me. it was one of the greatest things i’ve ever seen with my own two eyes.

By: xmatt0926x

xmatt0926x — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:29:58 +0000

Thank god they handled that problem with the state troopers asking for autographs! Lack of professionalism in the dugout is just so wrong!!!

By: serbingood

serbingood — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:28:23 +0000

Having lost faith in Kevin Long, I believe that A-Rod was seeking advice on how to hit a slider that is high and inside.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

By: stex52

stex52 — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:14:33 +0000

I don’t know if it’ll help. I mean, the problem is he is having trouble catching up to the fast ones ………………………..Har Har Har

By: decimusprime

decimusprime — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 16:59:57 +0000

We don’t find love, love finds us. I met my wife in a similar way. (passed a note asking for a date) It’s not like A-Rod took a grounder, pulled out a pen and then went to flirt between outs. He was benched and had nothing else to do. And it seems he was trying to hit a double…can you dig it?

By: kevinbnyc

kevinbnyc — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 16:58:35 +0000

I’m going to assume you’re also not a billionaire with an ego the size of Montana. Pretty sure, in any circumstance, if Alex wants to hit on a woman, he will, and he’ll probably be successful more often than he is at the plate.

By: MattJanik

MattJanik — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 16:45:27 +0000

If you don’t like your baseball players chatting up girls in the stands, then fair warning: don’t ever sit a couple rows behind the bullpen at any minor league stadium in the country. Cleat Chaser Central.

It’s like the talking heads forget that the brain is pretty capable of multi-tasking. What if… What if A-Rod was carrying on a conversation AND watching the game ALL AT THE SAME TIME?!?! Heavens!

Oh well. New York Post gonna New York Post.

By: newpairofsox

newpairofsox — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 16:35:08 +0000

Opposite of least baddest, as in, “you have the least baddest grammar.”

By: genericcommenter

genericcommenter — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 16:15:32 +0000

Definitely more D than A.

By: itsonlyaspeedbump

itsonlyaspeedbump — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 16:01:46 +0000

The “Carlos Beltran is literally the greatest postseason player in the history of baseball” narrative is something I can get into (screw sample size! I want hyperbole!)

The never-ending spew of bile directed at A-Rod by the writers of NY media? Yea, pretty tiresome. In this case metrics>narrative

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 15:58:18 +0000

Afterwards, A-Rod invited them up to his apartment. Shortly thereafter, a delivery boy was spotted delivering a sixpack of Lowenbrau Dark Oktoberfest Special with the import paperwork still pasted to the carton, and a family sized bucket of the Colonel's extra crispy fried chicken. Shortly thereafter, low moans and deep sighs and the crunching of the fried chicken coating could be heard issuing from beneath the door.* Well, at least he had the common courtesy not to bring beer and fried chicken into the clubhouse. *That's for all those who loved Who's Killing the Great Chefs of Europe and remember the bonbons-in-bed scene.

By: Carl Hancock

Carl Hancock — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 15:56:45 +0000

How long before that ball ends up on eBay? Or did it get returned to him with their numbers on it?

I’m sure some idiot would love to pay a lot of money for this unique piece of baseball memorabilia.

By: 18thstreet

18thstreet — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 15:49:50 +0000

Most freshest foods?

By: mazblast

mazblast — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 15:41:11 +0000

Considering how A-Rod is hitting, the wrestler would be more likely to get a hit.

By: xpensivewinos

xpensivewinos — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 15:28:54 +0000

Remember when he people loved A-Rod and thought he was the greatest player in the history of history?

Seems like a hundred years ago. Now he’s A-Hole and seems to be reviled in a Barry Bonds-esque manner.

He’s like a wrestler who went from being a good guy to a bad guy.

By: albertmn

albertmn — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 15:22:04 +0000

One bad choice doesn’t validate another bad choice.

By: albertmn

albertmn — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 15:20:05 +0000

Sorry, I have to disagree. I don’t ask every attractive girl for their phone number, and I certainly have never hit on a paying customer at my job.

The thing is that he has to have enough avenues to find women that he doesn’t need to do it during a playoff game. It isn’t the end of the world, nor does it have a strong correlation to his struggles. But, at the same time, have som decorum and save it for another time. Does anyone believe he has so few opportunities to meet women that he just HAD to take that opportunity?

By: randygnyc

randygnyc — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 15:06:31 +0000

ARod has already earned nearly a half of a billion dollars. He lives in the finest mansions. He drives the finest cars. Wears the finest clothes and eats the best, most freshest foods. Six months a year, he sleeps until he’s rested and does the things only he decides he wants to do. He’ll never worry for money for the rest of his life. And, he’s got his ring. Oh, and he f@cks pretty much any woman he really wants to.

In the face of all that, it seems pretty pointless to bash him when, in the end, our criticism can’t have any effect on his quality of life.

By: darthicarus

darthicarus — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 15:00:52 +0000

I’m sure he contemplated taking a bathroom break to pull a Favre & send them some “junk” mail after getting their numbers.

By: sidelineshot

sidelineshot — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 15:00:12 +0000

Get as many babes as you can … while you can.

By: djeter220

djeter220 — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 14:41:21 +0000

They really try to make it sound like the ball wasn’t the extent of the flirting. As if he were at the top step of the dugout making kissy faces and giving the “call me” signal.

By: Kleinz 57

Kleinz 57 — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 14:30:14 +0000

What I want to know is whatever happened to Torrie Wilson?!?!

By: kiwicricket

kiwicricket — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 14:21:58 +0000

Tall attractive physical specimen worth $100Million, I am sure he has no trouble attracting women. As long as he doesn’t identify himself as ‘Alex Rodriguez’, he should be fine.