Comments on: Internet detective! Mets prospect bust “John” tells his story on Chelsea Peretti’s podcast

By: dtob79

dtob79 — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 23:26:21 +0000

Um, I date models. Face models. My girlfriend, on a scale of one to Giselle, uh, a nine.

By: drmonkeyarmy

drmonkeyarmy — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 22:54:30 +0000

I know right. The first time I saw her was on one of those stupid clip shows making snarky comments. I remember thinking that for some reason I could not explain, I was ridiculously attracted to her. I mean, I’ve dated some ridiculously gorgeous women over the past 10 years…but there is just something about her.

By: bla bla bla

bla bla bla — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 20:12:46 +0000

For some reason, I find her incredibly attractive. Incredibly.

By: Gobias Industries

Gobias Industries — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 18:50:09 +0000

Actually it’s worse than I thought! Turns out he also blew out his elbow and lost all his money! I had only read the part about him being drafted by the Mets.

By: Gobias Industries

Gobias Industries — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 18:49:44 +0000

Wow, talk about terrible luck. Poor guy. Talk about being dealt a bad hand in life.

By: banksatdixie

banksatdixie — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 18:11:32 +0000

HA! He says he wants to “keep it Mormon” in the podcast.

By: beearl

beearl — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:30:12 +0000

G(l)eeks rule!

By: banksatdixie

banksatdixie — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:28:52 +0000

He played at Salt Lake Community College for a year before he was drafted, I played against him. The dude hit 98 on the Stalker gun a dozen times. He hit the back stop a dozen times too.