Comments on: Report: Carlton Fisk arrested for DUI in Illinois corn field

By: foreverchipper10

foreverchipper10 — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 17:51:04 +0000

Did you ever run backwards through a cornfield?……naked?

By: leerosenthall

leerosenthall — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 14:58:16 +0000

It’s Bobby Valentine’s fault. /sarcasm

By: protius

protius — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 07:02:54 +0000

Praise Cheeses

By: badintent

badintent — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 03:23:44 +0000

To the 5 idiots that thumbs down weasealpuppy, as a bartender , I see losers like you all the time just before the cops arrest them or they kill an innocent victim or them self and make a widow out of their wife and a single mother to their children. Grow up and go to AA ! The clock starts NOW !

By: Glenn

Glenn — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 02:43:26 +0000

Maybe he was trying to hit the foul pole? I wish I never heard this story. Of course, the the “kids” disappointed by this story are all middle-aged men from New England.

By: protius

protius — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 02:41:23 +0000

Can I get an Amen?

By: joshsorensen34

joshsorensen34 — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 02:21:15 +0000

Put him in jail for a very long time!!!! He is a scum to society….Throw away the key…

By: aceshigh11

aceshigh11 — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 02:08:32 +0000

Look at how gnarled and crooked his fingers are from years of playing his position.

He must live with an awful lot of pain…not excusing him acting like a dumbass, but it’s just shocking to see the state of his hand in that photo above.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 01:32:26 +0000

You want to see how crop circles form, you just come over to Macondo Banana Massacre Field and watch Tweeter trying to get under a pop fly to left.

By: gotampabay52

gotampabay52 — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 01:22:43 +0000

Some comments are good spabula fn classic nice comment

By: mybrunoblog

mybrunoblog — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 01:18:21 +0000

Lol. Well done.

By: lostsok

lostsok — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 00:31:32 +0000

I wanted to post something funny, but I can’t top that…

By: weaselpuppy

weaselpuppy — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 00:06:39 +0000

Seek help Mr Fisk. People that drive drunk enough to go into the MIDDLE of a cornfield and fall asleep doing it….this isn’t their first or fifth or fiftieth bad decision about drinking.

Heal yourself, your family and don’t kill someone else due to your selfish negligence. Grow up, man up and get help. Now.

By: onegamedoesnotaseasonmake

onegamedoesnotaseasonmake — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 23:51:11 +0000

the real question is..if he’s from VT/NH, why is he out in crappy IL?

By: yankeesgameday

yankeesgameday — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 23:01:36 +0000

Lucky he was in a cornfield or he could room with Jim Leyritz the rest of his life.

By: scatterbrian

scatterbrian — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 21:32:36 +0000

Did the arresting officer use two arms to wave for him to pull his car over?

By: The Common Man

The Common Man — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 21:26:18 +0000

Fisk wasn’t drunk, he was trying to wave his car back onto the road with his hands. Hey, it worked in Game 6.

By: The Common Man

The Common Man — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 21:25:40 +0000

Fisk: “Is this Heaven?”
Farmer: “No, you idjit, you just drove through my cornfield!”

By: amaninwhite

amaninwhite — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 21:22:15 +0000

Perhaps movies gave him the wrong impression on how to achieve baseball immortality.

By: cur68

cur68 — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 21:14:09 +0000

Yeah. Me too. Dang, man.

By: dondada10

dondada10 — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 21:08:54 +0000

Goes a long way toward explaining crop circles.

By: bloodysock

bloodysock — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 21:08:01 +0000

I guess the corn fields in Illinois aren’t as magical as the cornfields of Iowa.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 21:07:37 +0000

Another one falls off his pedestal. Too bad; I really admired him.

By: pugs331

pugs331 — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 21:07:03 +0000

BOSTON SUCKS! HA!

By: pugs331

pugs331 — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 21:06:22 +0000

BOSTON SUCKS! HAHA

By: pinkfloydprism

pinkfloydprism — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 21:03:16 +0000

A lot of retired ball players still love to hit… to bad it is mostly the bottle.

By: illadelphiasphinest

illadelphiasphinest — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 21:01:56 +0000

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Classic…

By: spabula

spabula — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 20:57:59 +0000

I hope he didn’t hit a scarecrow

By: ajcardsfan

ajcardsfan — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 20:52:58 +0000

Not around this time of year when a lot of corn fields are converted into mazes

By: mtygringo

mtygringo — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 20:52:37 +0000

Still one of my favorite players of all time! People make bad decisions…doesn’t mean he’s a bad person. Just very happy nobody was hurt! Sometimes you just need to be lucky.