Comments on: “I am the only rabbi in the world with the ability to manage in the majors” http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/ Baseball. Baseball. And then a bit more baseball. Thu, 23 May 2013 00:25:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: pjmarn6 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-399102 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 15:31:44 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-399102 I’m sure the pope would give him dispensation on all these issues.

]]> By: Old Gator http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-398191 Wed, 14 Nov 2012 15:38:15 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-398191 Go to your room.

]]> By: Old Gator http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-398189 Wed, 14 Nov 2012 15:37:49 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-398189 Lebowski reference! Ten pins down!

]]> By: Old Gator http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-398188 Wed, 14 Nov 2012 15:36:16 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-398188 I don’t keep kashruth myself – I believe that the Buddha gave us lobsters to love and I view Sukkot as the gateway to stone crab season. I also believe that archaeologists of the future will know they’re digging up a Jewish neighborhood when they start finding lots of little wire handles from Chinese take-out containers in the middens.

I just thought the eruv could be electrified to make it possible to run a direct streetcar route from Caplansky’s to the Rogers.

]]> By: crisisjunky http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397583 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 20:21:08 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397583 ” I found my perfect match on ‘Jay-Date’.

]]> By: cur68 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397549 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:29:23 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397549 I live, though barely. No uncontrollable rage or cravings for brains, so not turning into a zombie. I hope. I am a phlegm phactory though. Bleh.

]]> By: koufaxmitzvah http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397541 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:05:03 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397541 Does anybody use Bac-Os anymore? All the MSG fit for a headache.

]]> By: koufaxmitzvah http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397540 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:00:24 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397540 Employ a Shabbos goy. He just has to do things instinctively and say, “Oooops,” every once in a while.

]]> By: indaburg http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397533 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:44:40 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397533 You’re alive! I was about to call the Mounties to go check in on you.

]]> By: roverkarlthecannedham http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397525 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:32:29 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397525 You people frighten me. Your lust for my flesh is unnerving. Leave me alone

]]> By: indaburg http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397523 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:30:39 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397523 Anti-bacon? Is that even possible? During my misguided experimentation with vegetarianism (a rite of passage for all female liberals), bacon and baby back ribs were the meats I truly craved.

Canadian bacon is fine, but on a cold winter’s morning nothing is better than waking to the smell of a slab of real bacon crackling on the stove. The aroma and taste is intoxicating. I can almost smell it now.

]]> By: dianagram http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397522 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:28:55 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397522 If this young man gets the job and someone in the org. sets him up to fail, the movie will undoubtedly be titled “Who Framed Rogers’ Rabbi?”

]]> By: crisisjunky http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397521 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:26:41 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397521 Actually, the Mizvah would be the hanging slider.
Hitting the homer would constitute proper pronunciation during the Aliyah.

]]> By: historiophiliac http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397513 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:20:58 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397513 Oh, wait. Canadian bacon. Tooootally different. And awesome.

]]> By: historiophiliac http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397506 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:12:28 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397506 So, Jon Stewart is….the bat boy?

]]> By: michiganhockey11 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397498 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:02:34 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397498 Instead of free prostate exams for tickets (on men’s health night), they could offer circumcisions…..rotf.

]]> By: historiophiliac http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397494 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:58:28 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397494 P.S. I’m anti-bacon…and shellfish.

]]> By: historiophiliac http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397493 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:57:17 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397493 Yeah, Tex, I figured. I’m just enjoying the show. Y’all are cracking me up! Shooting them off faster than I could refresh there for a bit. (plus, googling is slowing me doooowwwn.)

]]> By: stex52 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397489 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:55:06 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397489 Sandy Koufax, the antidote to any Jewish baseball joke. Loved to watch that man pitch.

]]> By: roverkarlthecannedham http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397488 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:53:07 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397488 Why thank you, Miss Indaburg. I am indeed blessed already. My salty skin oozes nutrition. My pink jellylike countenance is a visage of sage equanimity. I have achieved much in my life. I have even been licked by Stephen Colbert. I suspect that damn few can claim that. I can Manage This Team. Make it so, powers that be. Make it so and let a ham do for you more than any other ham has done before.

]]> By: number42is1 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397487 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:53:00 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397487 So I am guess he is Shomer fuc*king Shabbas, right?

]]> By: stex52 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397485 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:52:18 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397485 Missed you Cur. Hope you are a lot better. Let the Orthodox Beaver jokes begin!!

]]> By: number42is1 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397484 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:52:04 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397484 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANND comment of the day!

]]> By: nolanwiffle http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397483 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:51:59 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397483 …….not willingly, they don’t!

]]> By: kevinbnyc http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397479 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:41:36 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397479 Not to mention three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.

]]> By: cur68 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397477 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:39:28 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397477 Hey. What in THE HELL is going ’round here? I take a sick day and the religious show up to try for my boys? WTF? No Beaver Rabbi Managers! Mais non! I forbid it. There should be a clear and distinct separation between Church and Baseball. I’m sure that’s in Bull Durham somewhere. Jeez.

]]> By: indaburg http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397470 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:34:30 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397470 God bless the pig. It gives us bacon.

]]> By: roverkarlthecannedham http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397469 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:32:40 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397469 This is true of me Mr Stex. I am a ham. Hamming is what I do.

]]> By: stex52 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397466 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:30:36 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397466 You realize, phil, that with a couple of obvious exceptions here, almost none of the people posting is actually Jewish.

We are all just trying to show off how much we know.

]]> By: proudlycanadian http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/13/i-am-the-only-rabbi-in-the-world-with-the-ability-to-manage-in-the-majors/comment-page-1/#comment-397463 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 17:27:52 +0000 http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=255230#comment-397463 Great link indaberg!

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