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Something about Bud Selig is … different

Nov 16, 2012, 4:00 PM EDT

Here is a picture of Commissioner Bud Selig before Game 4 of the World Series on October 28:


Here is a picture of Commissioner Bud Selig at the Owners Meetings yesterday:


Possibilities: (1) the lighting at the podium in Chicago was WAY more intense than the lighting at the table in Detroit; (2) Selig spent the first couple of weeks of the offseason soaking up serious rays in some tropical paradise; or (3) our beloved Commissioner has finally come around to the idea that blondes have more fun.

Not hatin’, here, though. Dude is almost 40 years older than me and I’d KILL for his hair. For serious.

  1. mydadyourmom - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:04 PM


  2. cur68 - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:06 PM

    Someone’s got a new girlfriend. Pity he now looks like like mackerel in a blonde wig. Before, when he just looked like a pissed off haddock in a crappy grey wig, I could take him seriously. But a mackerel? No one takes mackerel’s seriously. More so if they wear blonde wigs.

    • stlouis1baseball - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:36 PM

      Cur…that is because Mackerels are to salt water as Shads are to fresh water.
      Stanky (NOT stinky…but STANKY)…dirty…nasty fish.

      • paperlions - Nov 16, 2012 at 5:36 PM

        No kidding. As part of her raw diet, one of my dogs gets canned mackerel….I can’t believe they sell that stuff for consumption by people. Ick.

    • historiophiliac - Nov 16, 2012 at 5:07 PM

      You might call her a gold-digger, but I say she’s earning her money.

    • dcfan4life - Nov 16, 2012 at 5:52 PM

      Clearly hes dating Jeff Loria …

  3. bobwsc - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:07 PM

    wonder if he tricked out the carpet to match the drapes.

    • rigatonikid - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:12 PM


    • paperlions - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:19 PM


    • indaburg - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:56 PM

      That is one image no one, but no one, needs. I need to scrub my brain with disinfectant now. Thanks.

      • historiophiliac - Nov 16, 2012 at 5:04 PM

        I just threw up. Shesus. Warn a gal before you drop a mental pic like that, eh?

    • spellingcops - Nov 16, 2012 at 6:52 PM

      That literally made me laugh out loud.

  4. fuddpucker - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:10 PM

    Dude looks like an idiot. His star is falling rapidly.

  5. thomas2727 - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:11 PM

    I know he sure looked different when he dropped the F-Bomb on camera yesterday.

    • stlouis1baseball - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:37 PM

      I missed the F-Bomb Thomas.

      • contraryguy - Nov 16, 2012 at 5:09 PM

        STL: Around the Horn on ESPN just led with a bleeped clip of it, so you can probably catch the uncensored version somewhere on the net.

        Wonder if we’ll see Just For Men blonde on the banned substances list.

  6. rastaseed0731 - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:15 PM

    Still wish he would use a trumpet hearing aid.

    • mrwillie - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:19 PM

      …and a monocle?

  7. nagrommit - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:15 PM

    I don’t live in Milwaukee, but if I did, I’d go update his Miller Park statue with a Jeff Spicoli wig.

  8. litemater95 - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:24 PM

    Looks like a Chris Kattan character

  9. scatterbrian - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:25 PM

    Looks like Andy Dick

  10. dawgpoundmember - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:28 PM

    His pose in the second picture looks how he would if someone asked him if the move from Oakland to San Jose was talked about.

  11. theaxmancometh - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:30 PM

    I live about 100 miles from Miller Park. Is it worth the trip to go throw a big blonde wig on the statue? Hmmm….

    • weaselpuppy - Nov 16, 2012 at 9:52 PM

      Are you guys serious? He has a statue? Really?

      I’m surprised nobody has “Jokerized” it yet…..

  12. badintent - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:34 PM

    He needs new glasses or contacts, a brow lift, jowl lift, indoor tan, and hair spray. AND A FREAKING NOSE JOB !

    • 4d3fect - Nov 16, 2012 at 8:03 PM

      Mostly, he needs a personality implant.

      • ptfu - Nov 17, 2012 at 12:46 AM

        He needs a spine.

  13. leeeroooyjeeenkiiins - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:37 PM

    I’m sure he was spending plenty of time in the sun. Specifically on a beach in Miami, thanking Loria for pulling off yet another taxpayer funded stadium scam and reassuring him that there will be no punishment from the league after he destroys his second franchise.

    • historiophiliac - Nov 16, 2012 at 5:05 PM

      Clearly, he is Loria’s wingman.

  14. Caught Looking - Nov 16, 2012 at 4:54 PM

    I think he’s been hanging out with Joe Simpson – Jessica and Ashlee’s newly single dad who has also apparently undergone a folicle transformation.

  15. APBA Guy - Nov 16, 2012 at 6:25 PM

    Whoa. Too much “ash” in the hair dye. If he’s going for that look, a Beach Boys Pendleton has got to be next.

    • historiophiliac - Nov 17, 2012 at 11:05 PM

      That is just so very, very wrong.

  16. leftywildcat - Nov 16, 2012 at 6:56 PM

    Hey, Bud: Halloween was 2 weeks ago!

    And you still need a comb.

  17. dracko19 - Nov 16, 2012 at 7:34 PM

    The Rod Stewart album art work really set this up. Brilliant!

  18. nbjays - Nov 16, 2012 at 9:52 PM

    If you ask me, he looks like he got a free sample of honey-badger-colored hair dye from Donald Trump.

    And yes, the carpet-drapes remark made me laugh, then I threw up in my mouth.

  19. weaselpuppy - Nov 16, 2012 at 9:53 PM

    I think he went to Mike Illitch’s hairdresser….

    • creator69 - Nov 17, 2012 at 11:52 AM

      Weaselpuppy I was just thinking that exact same thing.

  20. scratchnsniffnblog - Nov 17, 2012 at 1:11 AM

    He went to Donald Trump’s barber and asked for the Onion Loaf.

  21. willclarkgameface - Nov 17, 2012 at 9:41 AM

    He’s just trying to stay with the times, bro. Either that or he just got bored thinking about all the things he has to think about all the time that he interrupted that thought and said, “Hey…I need some new hair product.”

    Bud Selig is a dip shit and as long as he is around the league looks remarkably behind the times and slow.

  22. brewdogg - Nov 19, 2012 at 3:11 PM

    Dude, it’s just a new rug. Selig was arrogant enough to think nobody would notice….

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