Comments on: “Brandishing his baseball tattoos and asparagus club … “

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 00:32:08 +0000

Bikini rasslin’ in seal blubber is all on you and paper.

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 22:24:57 +0000

I wouldn’t look a gift Tatu in the mouth, that’s for sure. Hell, why not Tatu? I’m pro Beaver and pro Tatu. In fact I’d like to see them bikini wrestle in big pool of seal blubber.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 20:21:36 +0000

Very nice, Sir. Playing the roadkill card. I bow in deference.

By: jlovenotjlo

jlovenotjlo — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 20:11:40 +0000

I think some slim jim apparatus in his hands would have been more representative of Stockton, one of the worst cities in America.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 20:09:46 +0000

Tatu >> beaver

By: snowbirdgothic

snowbirdgothic — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 20:06:31 +0000

Runs around? You mean he doesn’t…stalk?

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:56:51 +0000

I had the same problem before braces. Doesn’t your national health care cover orthodontia?

By: crisisjunky

crisisjunky — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:28:13 +0000

That tat don’t stand for ‘Stockton’

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:24:57 +0000

Well…anyone would, really. Those buck teeth leave a nasty wound.

By: heyblueyoustink

heyblueyoustink — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:02:35 +0000

Out here in the greater Philadelphia area you have a better chance of finding freshly emptied dime bags on the side of our roads.

By: skerney

skerney — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:02:26 +0000

5 O’Clock Dock is the Duke of The 209. A number one!

By: randygnyc

randygnyc — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:57:53 +0000

Popeye has been to balco.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:57:39 +0000

Hell, I’d run too from some flat-tailed, Molson-sauced tree killer.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:50:22 +0000

I’m only thumbing up the last line.

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:48:14 +0000

The porcupine ran! He ran rather than face the wrath of The Beav. Then he got what he deserved….

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:46:47 +0000

Yes, that varmint is hell on vegitation…but it is hardly the king of the diamond, Sir. He takes the coward’s way out, so as not to get an ass full of quills.

By: Charles Gates

Charles Gates — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:44:34 +0000

The Wilmington Blue Rocks have Mr. Celery as one of their mascots. He runs around behind home plate every time the Blue Rocks plate a run.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:41:08 +0000

What about this:

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=tulsa+driller&start=146&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&tbo=d&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7ADSA_enUS451&biw=1024&bih=503&tbm=isch&tbnid=Pr8lJfseqZRIEM:&imgrefurl=http://tulsa.com/venues/tulsa-drillers-baseball/&docid=LqykXQ34IBqmEM&imgurl=http://tulsa.com/3edc4rfv/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tulsa-drillers.jpg&w=175&h=300&ei=B32qULHXIcW02wWL4YGQDQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=172&sig=101974677541866087310&page=10&tbnh=150&tbnw=88&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:146,i:177&tx=71&ty=54

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:40:13 +0000

Well props to Stockton for a cool idea for mascot. He looks just like every minor league team mascot should look: fierce but ridiculous. Still, if he attempted to do anything with that asparagus club on Canadian soil he would find it sawn off and consumed by the mighty Castor canadensis in no time flat. As I mentioned on the porcupine thread, our national animal is badass and no sailor with a veggie club would stand a chance against our mighty beast.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:29:21 +0000

I do miss being able to cut the wild variety along the roadside in CO…mmmmmm.

By: crisisjunky

crisisjunky — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:29:10 +0000

On a mission to take back the Neighborhoods from the Crack hoards, and give them back to
decent god-fearing American Meth-heads.
He switched to asparagus in the wake of the spinach botulism scare.

Not that the rest of us should cast asparagus at Stockton.

By: heyblueyoustink

heyblueyoustink — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:25:37 +0000

Props to the Nats Lady then! I just saw it this moring and tweeted it along knowing that Craig’s cell phone has been surgically connected to his body.

Or I assume so, anyway.

Oh, and ironically, I packed Asparagus for lunch.

By: megary

megary — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:17:22 +0000

That “porcupine on the trolley car” keeps looking better and better every day…

By: snowbirdgothic

snowbirdgothic — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:10:06 +0000

Funny, I’d just been asking myself what “Popeye on a meth bender” might look like.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:03:33 +0000

Hey! And a shout-out to Natslady for posting this the other night.