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The Yankees should freeze Joba Chamberlain in carbonite

Nov 20, 2012, 10:30 AM EDT

He’s OK and stuff, but given his history, I think the Yankees should really consider freezing Joba Chamberlain in carbonite or wrapping him in bubble wrap or something:

 

I don’t think a ballplayer has ever had an anvil drop on their head, but I give Chamberlain the best odds.

  1. darthicarus - Nov 20, 2012 at 11:07 AM

    If Joba & Jeremey Affeldt were to travel together I would probably advise against being on that plane/bus/whatever

  2. dawgpoundmember - Nov 20, 2012 at 11:12 AM

    i think he was the bird randy johnson hit in a past lifetime

    • heyblueyoustink - Nov 20, 2012 at 11:22 AM

      That poor thing got blasted so bad I believe it’s string of reincarnations ended there, with it looking like a pillow a M-80 going off in the middle.

  3. Old Gator - Nov 20, 2012 at 11:12 AM

    My guess is that a bolus of blue ice takes him out before the anvil does.

  4. papalurchdxb - Nov 20, 2012 at 11:14 AM

    Well we have a candidate for the remake of Bubble Boy anyway.

  5. chadjones27 - Nov 20, 2012 at 11:41 AM

    All I picture is Nordberg from The Naked Gun.

  6. dcfan4life - Nov 20, 2012 at 11:58 AM

    If Joba was frozen in carbonite, would you really want to look at him over your fireplace. Jaba the Hut staring at Joba the Chamberlain all day. Weird…lol.

  7. sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - Nov 20, 2012 at 11:59 AM

    We can rebuild him, we have the technology

    • bigharold - Nov 21, 2012 at 11:01 AM

      They already have, .. elbow, .. ankle.

  8. nbjays - Nov 20, 2012 at 12:28 PM

    Joba is the Wile E. Coyote of MLB

  9. weaselpuppy - Nov 20, 2012 at 5:17 PM

    His long lost twin, Joel Zumaya says, “whatever, I got that guy easy…..”

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