He’s OK and stuff, but given his history, I think the Yankees should really consider freezing Joba Chamberlain in carbonite or wrapping him in bubble wrap or something:
Dang, I hate when doors jump out at you and you stub ur toe!Ouch! #sonofa….
— Joba Chamberlain (@Joba_62) November 20, 2012
I don’t think a ballplayer has ever had an anvil drop on their head, but I give Chamberlain the best odds.
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- darthicarus - Nov 20, 2012 at 11:07 AM
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If Joba & Jeremey Affeldt were to travel together I would probably advise against being on that plane/bus/whatever
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- dawgpoundmember - Nov 20, 2012 at 11:12 AM
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i think he was the bird randy johnson hit in a past lifetime
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- heyblueyoustink - Nov 20, 2012 at 11:22 AM
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That poor thing got blasted so bad I believe it’s string of reincarnations ended there, with it looking like a pillow a M-80 going off in the middle.
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- Old Gator - Nov 20, 2012 at 11:12 AM
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My guess is that a bolus of blue ice takes him out before the anvil does.
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- papalurchdxb - Nov 20, 2012 at 11:14 AM
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Well we have a candidate for the remake of Bubble Boy anyway.
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- chadjones27 - Nov 20, 2012 at 11:41 AM
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All I picture is Nordberg from The Naked Gun.
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- dcfan4life - Nov 20, 2012 at 11:58 AM
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If Joba was frozen in carbonite, would you really want to look at him over your fireplace. Jaba the Hut staring at Joba the Chamberlain all day. Weird…lol.
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- sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - Nov 20, 2012 at 11:59 AM
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We can rebuild him, we have the technology
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- bigharold - Nov 21, 2012 at 11:01 AM
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They already have, .. elbow, .. ankle.
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- nbjays - Nov 20, 2012 at 12:28 PM
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Joba is the Wile E. Coyote of MLB
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- weaselpuppy - Nov 20, 2012 at 5:17 PM
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His long lost twin, Joel Zumaya says, “whatever, I got that guy easy…..”
