Comments on: Reports of Derek Jeter’s fatness were greatly exaggerated

By: anxovies

anxovies — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 23:35:06 +0000

Pumping that Rolex on his wrist has kept his arms in shape.

By: alexo0

alexo0 — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 01:34:03 +0000

I’m kind of surprised no one has suggested he might be sucking it in.

By: hojo20

hojo20 — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 18:28:59 +0000

Just a bad angle on the photo. When you lean forward, the bottom of your t-shirt tends to move forward as much as possible.

By: mazblast

mazblast — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 16:51:21 +0000

Agreed. The Yankees and Jeter may be full of themselves, but Jeter has never let himself go physically. Even the most vitriolic Yankee-hater knows he’s a real professional.

By: Cris E

Cris E — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 16:43:29 +0000

Well he did agree to wear an unflattering down vest to offset Derek’s short sleeves and lean upper body. Also, I would not have guessed that HR and DJ were that different in height.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 16:24:23 +0000

So true, Lindsay Lohan.

By: aceshigh11

aceshigh11 — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 15:50:35 +0000

It’s so easy for the paparazzi to snap a shitload of photos in rapid succession, and pick out a still frame where someone may look bloated (or drunk, or high) from a given angle.

Total non-issue. Jeter is a consummate professional.

By: djpostl

djpostl — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 15:50:17 +0000

Hey! Hey now! Okay…that shit was funny lol.

By: nolanwiffle

nolanwiffle — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 15:34:48 +0000

If you look closely, you can see what appears to be a gift basket in the back seat of Reynolds’ vhehicle.

By: proudlycanadian

proudlycanadian — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 15:26:46 +0000

So which picture was altered?