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Tim Lincecum is gonna put on some weight this winter

Dec 3, 2012, 3:00 PM EDT

Tim Lincecum used to be skinny. Then he got kinda buff, to be honest. Then sorta got skinny again. Each time he went up or down in weight, there was a sentiment expressed that the change will do his pitching good. So:

Now, he’s never been fat or anything so this isn’t a BSHOL situation, but it sorta reminds me of it.

  1. Kleinz 57 - Dec 3, 2012 at 3:04 PM

    Come March: ‘Tim Lincecum is in the best weight of his life.’

  2. jjschiller - Dec 3, 2012 at 3:05 PM

    “Joke about pot legalization, munchies, and Washington being Lincecum’s birthplace!”

    Okay, that’s out of the way…

  3. Utley's Hair - Dec 3, 2012 at 3:08 PM

    This has more to do with Hostess going out of business than it does baseball.

    • paperlions - Dec 3, 2012 at 3:18 PM

      Wouldn’t that potentially cause him to lose weight?

      • Utley's Hair - Dec 3, 2012 at 6:27 PM

        It’s just a temporary gain, like he did before.

  4. sophiethegreatdane - Dec 3, 2012 at 3:40 PM

    5 pounds? I can put on 5 pounds just from a weekend of Guinness and Jameson.

    • Gamera the Brave - Dec 4, 2012 at 11:23 AM

      I put on 5 founds during the time I read your comment!

  5. APBA Guy - Dec 3, 2012 at 3:58 PM

    Memo to self: buy In-n-Out Burger stock now.

  6. onbucky96 - Dec 3, 2012 at 4:06 PM

    Timmy must have the munchies…has he been traded to Colorado?

  7. barroomhero80 - Dec 3, 2012 at 4:08 PM

    Sissy stick

  8. edelmanfanclub - Dec 3, 2012 at 4:25 PM

    If he actually stopped smoking maybe that has something to do with it. Lol

  9. bayarea510 - Dec 3, 2012 at 6:16 PM

    Timmy has always been a freak of nature. The guy could roll out of bed and eat a Choco Taco for dinner right before the game and pitch a 7 inning shutout without much effort. However, the times are a changing. Timmy will be 29 this June and I think he has realized that he isn’t 21 anymore and he is getting older and that he will actually have to get serious and put some effort into his off season work outs and taking better care of his body.

  10. westcoastredbird - Dec 3, 2012 at 9:19 PM

    He’s working out with Kung Fu Panda’s personal trainer over the winter.

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