Comments on: Never fear, Utility Man is here!

By: larrytsg

larrytsg — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 23:57:51 +0000

Actually, I HAVE seen him. He was ok, as far as minor league between innings entertainment goes. But it still didn’t stop me from going to get ice cream in the middle of the 5th inning at the Williamsport Crosscutters game.

By: jwbiii

jwbiii — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 16:47:19 +0000

I was going to say “Brent Lillibridge is available!” but he’s only available because he refused Cleveland outright assignment. Oh well.

By: bigleagues

bigleagues — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 15:55:38 +0000

I’ve seen worse. faaaaaaaaaar worse.

By: dirtydave6986

dirtydave6986 — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 15:11:14 +0000

I was hoping for some Super Joe McEwing

By: darthicarus

darthicarus — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 15:10:49 +0000

Has Jeffrey Loria contacted Utility Man’s manager yet?

By: dirtydave6986

dirtydave6986 — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 15:07:17 +0000

I’m guessing this gig lands you a lot of pussy

By: tashkalucy

tashkalucy — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 15:05:53 +0000

If you want to see some funny utility guys, look at the ones that Shapiro and Antonetti keep bringing onto the Indians in the draft, trades and via free agent signings. That’s their motto, “you can never have enough utility players.”

By: darthicarus

darthicarus — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 15:00:34 +0000

Dammit, I was hoping Shane Halter was making the rounds.