From our friends at the MLB Fan Cave, here’s a video of Pirates center fielder Andrew McCutchen acting out some famous scenes from Tom Cruise’s movie career:
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- cur68 - Dec 24, 2012 at 1:04 PM
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Ha! I spot a gap in the formidable McCutchen Mojo. I now know of ONE thing I can do better that Andrew McCutchen: I can sing “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling” WAY better than him. I can even do it while carrying off a Tina Turner impression. Your move McCutchen.
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- watermelon1 - Dec 24, 2012 at 2:46 PM
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Horrible… and yet awesome at the same time. haha
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- Old Gator - Dec 24, 2012 at 3:17 PM
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I love this guy! Can I have him on my team?
Go what myself? Come on, do I look flexible enough to do that?
Um…can he do a Doc Ellis impersonation too?
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- elpendejo59 - Dec 24, 2012 at 3:33 PM
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That would be a fun few months for the Fish. You know, before they flip him for a couple middling prospects in July.
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- Old Gator - Dec 25, 2012 at 9:48 AM
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Come to think of it – can you imagine Scrooge McLoria doing a Miller Lite commercial with Billy Martin?
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- bigharold - Dec 25, 2012 at 1:43 PM
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Ah, .. not really,.. Billy Martin’s been dead over 20 years!
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- jwbiii - Dec 24, 2012 at 3:45 PM
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I really like the Top Drink parody.
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- dcfan4life - Dec 24, 2012 at 4:39 PM
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Fun, goofy, but dont quit your day job Andrew haha.
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- aklolzer - Dec 24, 2012 at 4:56 PM
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man its been over 4 hours without an update to the site, might have to check out olympictalk or whatever it is.
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- chomsky66 - Dec 24, 2012 at 9:23 PM
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no Eyes Wide Shut?! Damn.
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- bigharold - Dec 25, 2012 at 5:42 AM
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No Les Grossman either. That Tropic of Thunder bit was one of his best parts!
“Les Grossman: Yeah. But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job.”
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- Old Gator - Dec 25, 2012 at 9:53 AM
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Ugh. As a colossal Stanley Kubric fan, that was easily the worst, dumbest film Kubrick ever made – his Hudsucker Proxy. And he could have had the screenplay for Blood Meridian cheap.
I mean, just imagine a Stanley Kubrick film of Blood Meridian. What more could you ask for on your HD Home Theater screen on Christmas morning?
Well, no point crying over it – it didn’t happen and now it never will. Instead, I’m going to watch a double feature of Bad Santa and The Ruling Class. Merry Chris…er…Happy Holidays (almost forgot we’re still at war)!
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- bigharold - Dec 25, 2012 at 1:49 PM
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I’ve got a continuous loop of “It’s A Wonderful Life”, “A Christmas Story” and “Die Hard” playing all day. I keep mixing up my catch phrases..
Every time a bell rings an Angel get’s irt’s wings or a Red Rider BB gun, .. you’ll shoot your eye out , yippie ki yay Mo….
Hark the Harold Angels Sings, .. Merry Christmas Evert body!!
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- moogro - Dec 26, 2012 at 2:00 PM
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Wow, Cutch was awesome. The Cocktail one was my favorite.
Eyes wide shut would be much better with some editing and made into a silent movie. Hudsucker, not sure it could be saved.
