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Andrew McCutchen is … Tom Cruise

Dec 24, 2012, 12:45 PM EST

From our friends at the MLB Fan Cave, here’s a video of Pirates center fielder Andrew McCutchen acting out some famous scenes from Tom Cruise’s movie career:

  1. cur68 - Dec 24, 2012 at 1:04 PM

    Ha! I spot a gap in the formidable McCutchen Mojo. I now know of ONE thing I can do better that Andrew McCutchen: I can sing “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling” WAY better than him. I can even do it while carrying off a Tina Turner impression. Your move McCutchen.

  2. watermelon1 - Dec 24, 2012 at 2:46 PM

    Horrible… and yet awesome at the same time. haha

  3. Old Gator - Dec 24, 2012 at 3:17 PM

    I love this guy! Can I have him on my team?

    Go what myself? Come on, do I look flexible enough to do that?

    Um…can he do a Doc Ellis impersonation too?

    • elpendejo59 - Dec 24, 2012 at 3:33 PM

      That would be a fun few months for the Fish. You know, before they flip him for a couple middling prospects in July.

      • Old Gator - Dec 25, 2012 at 9:48 AM

        Come to think of it – can you imagine Scrooge McLoria doing a Miller Lite commercial with Billy Martin?

      • bigharold - Dec 25, 2012 at 1:43 PM

        Ah, .. not really,.. Billy Martin’s been dead over 20 years!

  4. jwbiii - Dec 24, 2012 at 3:45 PM

    I really like the Top Drink parody.

  5. dcfan4life - Dec 24, 2012 at 4:39 PM

    Fun, goofy, but dont quit your day job Andrew haha.

  6. aklolzer - Dec 24, 2012 at 4:56 PM

    man its been over 4 hours without an update to the site, might have to check out olympictalk or whatever it is.

  7. chomsky66 - Dec 24, 2012 at 9:23 PM

    no Eyes Wide Shut?! Damn.

    • bigharold - Dec 25, 2012 at 5:42 AM

      No Les Grossman either. That Tropic of Thunder bit was one of his best parts!

      “Les Grossman: Yeah. But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job.”

    • Old Gator - Dec 25, 2012 at 9:53 AM

      Ugh. As a colossal Stanley Kubric fan, that was easily the worst, dumbest film Kubrick ever made – his Hudsucker Proxy. And he could have had the screenplay for Blood Meridian cheap.

      I mean, just imagine a Stanley Kubrick film of Blood Meridian. What more could you ask for on your HD Home Theater screen on Christmas morning?

      Well, no point crying over it – it didn’t happen and now it never will. Instead, I’m going to watch a double feature of Bad Santa and The Ruling Class. Merry Chris…er…Happy Holidays (almost forgot we’re still at war)!

      • bigharold - Dec 25, 2012 at 1:49 PM

        I’ve got a continuous loop of “It’s A Wonderful Life”, “A Christmas Story” and “Die Hard” playing all day. I keep mixing up my catch phrases..

        Every time a bell rings an Angel get’s irt’s wings or a Red Rider BB gun, .. you’ll shoot your eye out , yippie ki yay Mo….

        Hark the Harold Angels Sings, .. Merry Christmas Evert body!!

  8. moogro - Dec 26, 2012 at 2:00 PM

    Wow, Cutch was awesome. The Cocktail one was my favorite.

    Eyes wide shut would be much better with some editing and made into a silent movie. Hudsucker, not sure it could be saved.

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