Comments on: Andrew McCutchen is … Tom Cruise

By: moogro

moogro — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 19:00:59 +0000

Wow, Cutch was awesome. The Cocktail one was my favorite.

Eyes wide shut would be much better with some editing and made into a silent movie. Hudsucker, not sure it could be saved.

By: bigharold

bigharold — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 18:49:39 +0000

I’ve got a continuous loop of “It’s A Wonderful Life”, “A Christmas Story” and “Die Hard” playing all day. I keep mixing up my catch phrases..

Every time a bell rings an Angel get’s irt’s wings or a Red Rider BB gun, .. you’ll shoot your eye out , yippie ki yay Mo….

Hark the Harold Angels Sings, .. Merry Christmas Evert body!!

By: bigharold

bigharold — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 18:43:21 +0000

Ah, .. not really,.. Billy Martin’s been dead over 20 years!

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 14:53:04 +0000

Ugh. As a colossal Stanley Kubric fan, that was easily the worst, dumbest film Kubrick ever made - his Hudsucker Proxy. And he could have had the screenplay for Blood Meridian cheap. I mean, just imagine a Stanley Kubrick film of Blood Meridian. What more could you ask for on your HD Home Theater screen on Christmas morning? Well, no point crying over it - it didn't happen and now it never will. Instead, I'm going to watch a double feature of Bad Santa and The Ruling Class. Merry Chris...er...Happy Holidays (almost forgot we're still at war)!

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 14:48:40 +0000

Come to think of it – can you imagine Scrooge McLoria doing a Miller Lite commercial with Billy Martin?

By: bigharold

bigharold — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 10:42:22 +0000

No Les Grossman either. That Tropic of Thunder bit was one of his best parts!

“Les Grossman: Yeah. But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job.”

By: chomsky66

chomsky66 — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 02:23:17 +0000

no Eyes Wide Shut?! Damn.

By: aklolzer

aklolzer — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:56:31 +0000

man its been over 4 hours without an update to the site, might have to check out olympictalk or whatever it is.

By: dcfan4life

dcfan4life — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:39:28 +0000

Fun, goofy, but dont quit your day job Andrew haha.

By: jwbiii

jwbiii — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 20:45:35 +0000

I really like the Top Drink parody.

By: elpendejo59

elpendejo59 — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 20:33:57 +0000

That would be a fun few months for the Fish. You know, before they flip him for a couple middling prospects in July.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 20:17:28 +0000

I love this guy! Can I have him on my team? Go what myself? Come on, do I look flexible enough to do that? Um...can he do a Doc Ellis impersonation too?

By: watermelon1

watermelon1 — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 19:46:41 +0000

Horrible… and yet awesome at the same time. haha

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 18:04:48 +0000

Ha! I spot a gap in the formidable McCutchen Mojo. I now know of ONE thing I can do better that Andrew McCutchen: I can sing “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling” WAY better than him. I can even do it while carrying off a Tina Turner impression. Your move McCutchen.