Comments on: Ugueth Urbina is out of prison — and allegedly throwing 90

By: flavordave

flavordave — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 16:42:32 +0000

He practiced throwing balls and also honed his cutlery skills in prison.

By: denny65

denny65 — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 16:08:24 +0000

The Mariners are set to offer him a one-year contract worth seven figures, guaranteed.

By: truwarier90

truwarier90 — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 04:50:03 +0000

ok, im gonna keep it real on this blog, uggie’s son does look a lil’ queerish in that pic with that tight t-shirt and dyed hair. Also, uggie should get another chance with miami, the dude will always have a lightning arm, and with some workouts can still be a lights out closer.

By: franklinandbashandflorio

franklinandbashandflorio — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 23:34:15 +0000

The whores of Venezuela better watch out these next few nights!

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 16:59:00 +0000

Huh? Are you confusing Venezuela with the Clinton pardons?

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 16:57:39 +0000

You are far too generous. I can spot at least a half dozen flaws in his idiocy from here.

By: jackdaniels1

jackdaniels1 — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 16:12:08 +0000

A fitting response coming from someone named buttf***er, LOL!

By: braddavery

braddavery — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 15:36:36 +0000

You are a complete idiot.

By: purnellmeagrejr

purnellmeagrejr — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 15:32:06 +0000

THe NAts willl pick him up a a “Character guy” to help bring along their younger players. He’s suppposed to be a “good clubhouse guy.”

By: seanb20124

seanb20124 — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 12:31:20 +0000

I always thought this charge would magically disappear with a payment to victim, or bribe to a govt official.

By: lostsok

lostsok — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 00:05:05 +0000

Worst…boss…EVER.

By: yankeepunk3000

yankeepunk3000 — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 22:44:09 +0000

I work in the law system and if he got 14 years then it isn’t a suprise he got out in 7. most prison sentences usually go half of what the years state. with good behavior most people go half if you cause trouble or fight then you serve the full time…with good behavior and with enough apeal cases or volunteer work in prison a lot of people only do 33% of time in prison..so to me it is a suprise he actually served a little over half his time. just letting you know why he got out early. because that is usually the norm…

By: deepstblu

deepstblu — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 22:10:52 +0000

Seriously folks, can you get a visa to work in the US after being convicted of something like this?

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:45:46 +0000

Yeah – you could assign him to cover Johnny Cueto.

By: westcoastredbird

westcoastredbird — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:20:30 +0000

Dude would be a nice guy to have around during a bench-clearing brawl.

By: bobwsc

bobwsc — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 20:34:56 +0000

or he could join the feesh and tout good deeds of a cuban dictator.

By: yosoyrorro

yosoyrorro — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 20:18:40 +0000

Urbina used to play for Leones del Caracas, not Escogido. Escogido plays in the Dominican Winter League, not the Venezuelan Winter League

By: trllturner18

trllturner18 — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 19:28:50 +0000

Astros #1 pitcher

By: florida727

florida727 — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 17:55:59 +0000

Anybody, and I mean ANYBODY, that gives this CONVICTED FELON a contract is stupid.

By: anxovies

anxovies — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 17:53:32 +0000

Little known fact of the day: Ugueth Urbina is the only major league player in history with the initials “UUU.” With all of the Me! Me! Me! going around with sports athletes it might be refreshing to have him back in the game. I love Wikipedia, I used to have to work for this kind of stuff.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 16:04:41 +0000

…but leave yo romaine lettuce out on the table and make yoself a quick easy Caesar salad once he been and gowne.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 16:02:48 +0000

Are you kidding? With the team they're putting on the field this season, he'll already be one of the stars. Macondo can take a would-be machete murderer and arsonista ad hominem to its heart just as long as he doesn't say anything nice about Castro.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 15:39:51 +0000

No, he would be a better fit for the Beanbags, especially in their front orifice. He could become the assistant vice president in charge of character assassination. Sure, it lacks the immediate gratification of immolating the help, but if he can restrict himself to purely rhetorical attacks and leaks to the press, he might not even be violating the terms of his parole.

By: dwrek5

dwrek5 — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 15:35:34 +0000

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife…

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 15:29:24 +0000

What’s really pathetic is that idiots like jack have been living under their trailers for so long that they still think people find comments like that funny – and they don’t even know how many drinks we’ve had.

By: cackalackyank

cackalackyank — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 15:03:07 +0000

I thought the standard Sawx contract this off season was 3/39.

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 14:57:06 +0000

“Light in the loafers”?

Is it the 1960s?

If you want to call someone “queer” just own up to your bigotry and do it.

By: jackdaniels1

jackdaniels1 — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 14:17:05 +0000

Wow, Juan looks a little light in the loafers. Ugie too in this one. This should be deleted from the family photo album immediately

By: mybrunoblog

mybrunoblog — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 13:52:31 +0000

LITTLE KNOWN FACT OF THE DAY:
When you leave prison in Venezuela they give you an old school cowboy hat.

By: 13arod

13arod — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 13:32:22 +0000

if he signs with the marlins they will trade him at the trade deadline like they always trade there star players