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Jose Canseco’s New Year’s resolutions are about what you’d expect

Jan 2, 2013, 4:30 PM EDT

Jose Canseco

I typically don’t make New Year’s resolutions because they’re always boring and banal. I always want to get in better shape, write more and travel. I wish I was more creative. Like Jose Canseco was with his New Year’s resolutions this year, announced on his Twitter account by saying “Here are my new years resolutions top ten what are yours”.

And no, I didn’t mistype these. He had two number fives, which I think is a pretty clever way to show that he’s into these resolutions 110%!

1. spend more time with my daughter
2. get stronger and fitter
3. help people who are getting screwed wherever i can
4. return to pro baseball as player or manager and have dinners with McGwire, La Russa, Bonds, and Selig.
5. Fight Shaq in MMA cage match
5. develop and launch Ponce de CAnseco a real anti aging drink
6. Get elected to a important political office in the U.S. or canada to help all people and governments with there problems
7. Become a world class entreprenur and found at least two great companies that make peoples lives better and funner
8. Write a third book and do a move deal for Juiced!
9. Do at least 100 promotional deals for good companies and products like Animal Rights, Human health, Environmental, and Beer companies
10. Use position as A List entertainer doing reality, TV, movies, blogs, columns, appearances to be able to do more charity

Laugh all you want, but you can’t say Canseco isn’t ambitious.

  1. sawxalicious - Jan 3, 2013 at 2:04 AM

    I’m gonna go out in a limb and say that Jose doesn’t have a special P.R. Person that handles his Twitter account…we are getting pure, unadulterated Jose…it’s kinda like being able to see inside the head of a crazy person…

  2. stex52 - Jan 3, 2013 at 8:36 AM

    Resolution Number 11: GO AWAY!!

  3. unlost1 - Jan 3, 2013 at 11:03 AM

    yamean he’s not going to try out for the Houston Astros too?

  4. modellforprez - Jan 3, 2013 at 1:33 PM

    sounds like this junkie is still juicing. or maybe he got hit in the head with a ball AGAIN!!!

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