Comments on: Jose Canseco’s New Year’s resolutions are about what you’d expect

By: modellforprez

modellforprez — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 18:33:06 +0000

sounds like this junkie is still juicing. or maybe he got hit in the head with a ball AGAIN!!!

By: unlost1

unlost1 — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 16:03:54 +0000

yamean he’s not going to try out for the Houston Astros too?

By: cardsfanandi

cardsfanandi — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 13:59:36 +0000

Which #5 is that exactly, historiophiliac?

By: stex52

stex52 — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 13:36:38 +0000

Resolution Number 11: GO AWAY!!

By: paperlions

paperlions — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 12:32:00 +0000

Nah, it would still go by at the same speed, that that would probably make the off season both better and funner.

By: sawxalicious

sawxalicious — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 07:04:26 +0000

I’m gonna go out in a limb and say that Jose doesn’t have a special P.R. Person that handles his Twitter account…we are getting pure, unadulterated Jose…it’s kinda like being able to see inside the head of a crazy person…

By: badintent

badintent — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 06:31:33 +0000

Jose, take more meds or stop taking the 2 dozen a day you take now.Either way, you’re a punk . Try being a real father to your daughter for the second time in your life(the first and only time was at the1989 World Series during the earthquake game in SF)

By: weaselpuppy

weaselpuppy — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 04:41:32 +0000

My Jose Canseco resolutions for 2013

1) Look up his ex-wife’s insanely hot Playboy spread.
2)
3) Profit

By: snowbirdgothic

snowbirdgothic — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 04:06:15 +0000

With a side of “Being There”.

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By: philliesblow

philliesblow — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 02:50:39 +0000

His first resolution is cool. Based on the spelling and counting abilities shown by the rest of this list, I think he should focus on #6. While it’s a selected, not elected, position, he seems a natural for Secretary of Education.

By: jhorton83

jhorton83 — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 02:26:30 +0000

The Iron Sheik does not approve of these resolutions.

By: joegolfer

joegolfer — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 02:12:21 +0000

Canseco’s list, continued:

11. Learn to spell.
12. Learn that I am NOT an “A-List” celebrity.
13. Learn humility.
14. Learn that no one wants to see me do anything in the public arena.
15. Get reality check.
16. See psychiatrist to get my meds regulated.
17. Google the term “Delusions of Grandeur”.

By: indaburg

indaburg — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 01:41:24 +0000

Canseco’s Twitter feed is a combination of Waiting for Godot, Forrest Gump (the book), and The Natural. It is sublime. You won’t be disappointed.

By: ningenito78

ningenito78 — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 01:39:29 +0000

@El Bravo- now that’s funny.

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 01:34:10 +0000

Happy and me ain’t exactly seeing eye to eye lately. But that large beer will probably help get happy down to my level some. There’s only one way to find out….

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 01:28:36 +0000

Canseco’s Funner Ale — that takes care of #’s 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 9 & 10 right there.

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 01:24:06 +0000

6. Get elected to a important political office in the U.S. or canada to help all people and governments with there problems.

He sounds like the dumbest beauty contestant ever. And that’s without looking at his grammatical errors. Not that I’m anything special on a literary level or anything, but duuuude It’s “their”, not “there”, and even though Canada is a terrible frigid wasteland filled with beaver, moose, and evil redheads, it does get a big “C” on it anyway. Like big Cuba, just wayyy colder and less advanced. ;>P

By: cur68

cur68 — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 01:18:25 +0000

If drinking that beer makes you happy then that beer departs as a hero.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 01:11:16 +0000

it also makes “peoples lives better and funner”

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 01:10:18 +0000

A great man once said that the mere fact that beer exists is proof that God wants us to be happy. I’d like to think he’s correct. Damn-it, I’ve been saving a rather large corked bottle of Weybacher “TINY” for a special occasion, that occasion just became now. God’s work I tell ya.

By: bobwsc

bobwsc — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 01:08:09 +0000

only Chuck Norris could tie off this list.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:48:24 +0000

That’s better. That one I got.

By: newkirk850

newkirk850 — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:23:37 +0000

Classic Jose. I think the juice is messing with that melon of his. Just sad!

By: cowboysoldiertx

cowboysoldiertx — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:16:47 +0000

And to think I just wanted to break all the 10 commandments for my new year res! I <3 you Jose!

By: nworca

nworca — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:11:44 +0000

Because beer makes him stronger and fitter.

By: b453841l

b453841l — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 23:30:49 +0000

I like how he is going to use his “A List” status for “doing reality.”

By: shzastl

shzastl — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 23:01:53 +0000

“A List entertainer”, lol

By: sportsdrenched

sportsdrenched — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 22:51:38 +0000

I got to thinking. The winter would go by really fast if we had a daily post dedicated to breaking down the tweets & other thoughts from Jose until spring training.