We already posted about Javy Vazquez today. But this is worth its own:
Scout on Javier Vazquez in PR winter ball: Physically looks great, ball coming out of his hand well, could be a sneaky good pickup.
— Tim Brown (@TBrownYahoo) January 3, 2013
“Sneaky good” is even better than “sneaky fast.” If he’s super serious about the comeback, we can probably expect a BSOHL event here soon.
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- El Bravo - Jan 3, 2013 at 12:26 PM
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Someone was watching a Major Leaguer pitch in an actual game on a Caribbean island today. I’m working in an office in frozen Chicago with no real baseball in sight. F@CK!
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- number42is1 - Jan 3, 2013 at 12:51 PM
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FORMER major leaguer, he’s retarded you know…
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- number42is1 - Jan 3, 2013 at 12:52 PM
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OH MOTHERFUC*ER!
RE-TIRE-D
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- El Bravo - Jan 3, 2013 at 12:53 PM
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Judging my this story, I don’t think he’ll be retired for long. Therefore, I conclude that Javvy is neither retired nor retarded and is simply “in between teams” at the moment.
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- goawaydog - Jan 3, 2013 at 1:31 PM
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you win typo of the week
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- cur68 - Jan 3, 2013 at 1:39 PM
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Great typo. Best one of the year, so far.
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- Old Gator - Jan 4, 2013 at 12:02 AM
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@42 – why did you grawlix the “K,” of all letters to pick?
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- kiwicricket - Jan 3, 2013 at 1:30 PM
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I just had to scrape a dead fox out of a dank 17th century cellar. Mate, it gets worse than an office.
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- El Bravo - Jan 3, 2013 at 2:15 PM
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touche
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- Old Gator - Jan 4, 2013 at 12:04 AM
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“Dank” and “17th century cellar” seems a tad redundant, no?
And come to think of it, what was that fox doing in the 17th century?
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- illcomm - Jan 3, 2013 at 12:35 PM
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maybe of his recent life, but not in the best shape of his whole life. Craig still providing crappy journalistic blogging.
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- Jeff J. Snider - Jan 3, 2013 at 12:36 PM
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And you’re still reading it.
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- Old Gator - Jan 4, 2013 at 12:05 AM
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illcom, get a life. Or, at the very least, a gold watch and a set of golf clubs.
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- darthicarus - Jan 3, 2013 at 12:36 PM
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If only “mystery team” was added to that tweet somehow, it would have been perfect.
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- bigharold - Jan 3, 2013 at 4:51 PM
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Just as long as that “mystery team” isn’t the Yankees.
I’ve got my eyes on you Brian Cashman.
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- cackalackyank - Jan 3, 2013 at 6:12 PM
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I see him as a perfect fit on the Muts.
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- Old Gator - Jan 4, 2013 at 12:07 AM
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Naahhh, he fits the Mutts the way the stage script for “The Metamorphosis” fit Max Bialystock’s short-range investment plans.
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- deathmonkey41 - Jan 3, 2013 at 12:39 PM
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Craig- take down this damn thread! Brian Cashman might see it!!!
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- proudlycanadian - Jan 3, 2013 at 2:23 PM
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Too late. He has seen it!
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- uyf1950 - Jan 3, 2013 at 12:49 PM
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Vazquez seems to do his best work for National League teams. For the most part the opportunities he’s had to pitch for AL teams he has not been good. Maybe a reunion with the Marlins is in best interest.
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- Old Gator - Jan 4, 2013 at 12:08 AM
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Whose best interests? Working for Scrooge McLoria is certainly not in Vasquez’ best interests. Hell, there are bacteria that would be better off working a different asshole.
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- misterchainbluelightning - Jan 3, 2013 at 2:30 PM
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Vazquez>Carps
(and rightful so)
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- anxovies - Jan 4, 2013 at 3:55 PM
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Don’t let Cashman read this article.
