Comments on: Javy Vazquez reportedly looks good

By: anxovies

anxovies — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 20:55:20 +0000

Don’t let Cashman read this article.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 05:08:59 +0000

Whose best interests? Working for Scrooge McLoria is certainly not in Vasquez' best interests. Hell, there are bacteria that would be better off working a different asshole.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 05:07:09 +0000

Naahhh, he fits the Mutts the way the stage script for “The Metamorphosis” fit Max Bialystock’s short-range investment plans.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 05:05:52 +0000

illcom, get a life. Or, at the very least, a gold watch and a set of golf clubs.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 05:04:16 +0000

“Dank” and “17th century cellar” seems a tad redundant, no?

And come to think of it, what was that fox doing in the 17th century?

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 05:02:46 +0000

@42 – why did you grawlix the “K,” of all letters to pick?

By: cackalackyank

cackalackyank — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 23:12:57 +0000

I see him as a perfect fit on the Muts.

By: bigharold

bigharold — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 21:51:59 +0000

Just as long as that “mystery team” isn’t the Yankees.

I’ve got my eyes on you Brian Cashman.

By: misterchainbluelightning

misterchainbluelightning — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 19:30:29 +0000

Vazquez>Carps
(and rightful so)

By: proudlycanadian

proudlycanadian — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 19:23:13 +0000

Too late. He has seen it!

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 19:15:51 +0000

touche

By: cur68

cur68 — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 18:39:17 +0000

Great typo. Best one of the year, so far.

By: goawaydog

goawaydog — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 18:31:48 +0000

you win typo of the week

By: kiwicricket

kiwicricket — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 18:30:52 +0000

I just had to scrape a dead fox out of a dank 17th century cellar. Mate, it gets worse than an office.

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:53:45 +0000

Judging my this story, I don’t think he’ll be retired for long. Therefore, I conclude that Javvy is neither retired nor retarded and is simply “in between teams” at the moment.

By: number42is1

number42is1 — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:52:02 +0000

OH MOTHERFUC*ER!

RE-TIRE-D

By: number42is1

number42is1 — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:51:36 +0000

FORMER major leaguer, he’s retarded you know…

By: uyf1950

uyf1950 — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:49:37 +0000

Vazquez seems to do his best work for National League teams. For the most part the opportunities he’s had to pitch for AL teams he has not been good. Maybe a reunion with the Marlins is in best interest.

By: deathmonkey41

deathmonkey41 — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:39:54 +0000

Craig- take down this damn thread! Brian Cashman might see it!!!

By: Jeff J. Snider

Jeff J. Snider — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:36:29 +0000

And you’re still reading it.

By: darthicarus

darthicarus — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:36:21 +0000

If only “mystery team” was added to that tweet somehow, it would have been perfect.

By: illcomm

illcomm — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:35:04 +0000

maybe of his recent life, but not in the best shape of his whole life. Craig still providing crappy journalistic blogging.

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:26:59 +0000

Someone was watching a Major Leaguer pitch in an actual game on a Caribbean island today. I’m working in an office in frozen Chicago with no real baseball in sight. F@CK!