“Sammy Sosa. Yes, I’m the real Sammy Sosa, and this is my Pinterest”
Jan 10, 2013, 1:41 PM EDT
And now, your WTF moment of the day. Sammy Sosa has a Pinterest page. And every picture has the words listed in the headline as the caption.
I was on the fence with respect to Sosa’s Hall of Fame case before this, but now I am firmly against him. Someone has to protect the children.
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- youjivinmeturkey - Jan 10, 2013 at 1:44 PM
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Ohhh The Humanity!!! =(
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- number42is1 - Jan 10, 2013 at 1:47 PM
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Will the real Sammy Sosa please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
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- historiophiliac - Jan 10, 2013 at 1:51 PM
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snap back to reality
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- historiophiliac - Jan 10, 2013 at 1:50 PM
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Hey now, dude can wear an ochre sweater.
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- flosox - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:17 PM
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…and he’s apparently selling Real Estate in Miami; judging by the photo.
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- nolanwiffle - Jan 10, 2013 at 1:56 PM
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I wonder if he’s still pinterested in pisteroids.
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- mf44srq - Jan 10, 2013 at 1:56 PM
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Check out the email in this picture http://pinterest.com/pin/411375747182399429/ Appears to be in English, that language he was unfamiliar with in front of Congress…
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- jwbiii - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:12 PM
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Can’t we please retire this meme? If you were
1) A resident of a country which did not speak your native language
2) Called to testify in a situation where a misstatement could get you jail time
3) Extremely wealthy
then why would you, or someone in his right mind, not hire a translator?
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- paperlions - Jan 10, 2013 at 1:59 PM
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I am concerned about his liver function, he’s looking a little jaundiced.
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- historiophiliac - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:11 PM
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You are not.
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- paperlions - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:14 PM
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I might be.
BTW, I read your post as: You. Are. Not.
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- historiophiliac - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:19 PM
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Better than: You are. Not.
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- flosox - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:22 PM
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Its all about punctuation…
Please! Don’t! Stop! is much different than Please! Don’t stop! The difference can put you in jail.
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- Reggie's Bush - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:01 PM
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That was typed pretty well in English by a person who doesn’t understand it…
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- klownboy - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:01 PM
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Why in the world does Sosa have lighter-colored skin? I thought he had that problem fixed.
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- dexterismyhero - Jan 10, 2013 at 3:28 PM
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He actually looks much better than he did before. Almost tan!!!
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- darthicarus - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:11 PM
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Mr. Rogers just rolled over in his grave.
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- El Bravo - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:18 PM
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I saw it but now the page won’t work
wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
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- shaggylocks - Jan 10, 2013 at 3:52 PM
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Nooooo! Someone with sense talked to Sammy and explained pinterest to him.
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- shorttracknews - Jan 10, 2013 at 4:16 PM
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I’m guessing it was Craig…
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- shaggylocks - Jan 10, 2013 at 4:01 PM
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Good news! Someone got a screen shot!
http://i.imgur.com/ssmUu.png
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- kirkvanhouten - Jan 10, 2013 at 4:14 PM
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I’m guessing these are outtake shots from a 1995 AT&T newspaper ad?
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- themars211 - Jan 10, 2013 at 4:47 PM
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I’m not trying to be racist. As a matter of fact I’m black, but here we go!! If ever in life someone deserves to be called a coon it would be Sammy Sosa. I’m sorry…..rotflmao!!! oh and maybe Flava Flav….smdh
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- themars211 - Jan 10, 2013 at 4:49 PM
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He vitiligo and I have Re-Vitiligo. LMAO!!
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- themars211 - Jan 10, 2013 at 4:50 PM
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He has Vitiligo and I have Re-Vitiligo. LMAO!!
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- jonnybaseball - Jan 10, 2013 at 4:56 PM
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Judging from some of those pictures, I’m guessing Torrii Hunter would find it difficult and uncomfortable playing with Sammy Sosa.
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- jwbiii - Jan 11, 2013 at 2:29 PM
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Sammy Webber? It’s not working for me.
