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“Sammy Sosa. Yes, I’m the real Sammy Sosa, and this is my Pinterest”

Jan 10, 2013, 1:41 PM EDT

Sammy Sosa

And now, your WTF moment of the day. Sammy Sosa has a Pinterest page. And every picture has the words listed in the headline as the caption.

I was on the fence with respect to Sosa’s Hall of Fame case before this, but now I am firmly against him. Someone has to protect the children.

 

  1. youjivinmeturkey - Jan 10, 2013 at 1:44 PM

    Ohhh The Humanity!!! =(

  2. number42is1 - Jan 10, 2013 at 1:47 PM

    Will the real Sammy Sosa please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

    • historiophiliac - Jan 10, 2013 at 1:51 PM

      snap back to reality

  3. historiophiliac - Jan 10, 2013 at 1:50 PM

    Hey now, dude can wear an ochre sweater.

    • flosox - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:17 PM

      …and he’s apparently selling Real Estate in Miami; judging by the photo.

  4. nolanwiffle - Jan 10, 2013 at 1:56 PM

    I wonder if he’s still pinterested in pisteroids.

  5. mf44srq - Jan 10, 2013 at 1:56 PM

    Check out the email in this picture http://pinterest.com/pin/411375747182399429/ Appears to be in English, that language he was unfamiliar with in front of Congress…

    • jwbiii - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:12 PM

      Can’t we please retire this meme? If you were
      1) A resident of a country which did not speak your native language
      2) Called to testify in a situation where a misstatement could get you jail time
      3) Extremely wealthy
      then why would you, or someone in his right mind, not hire a translator?

  6. paperlions - Jan 10, 2013 at 1:59 PM

    I am concerned about his liver function, he’s looking a little jaundiced.

    • historiophiliac - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:11 PM

      You are not.

      • paperlions - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:14 PM

        I might be.

        BTW, I read your post as: You. Are. Not.

      • historiophiliac - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:19 PM

        Better than: You are. Not.

      • flosox - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:22 PM

        Its all about punctuation…

        Please! Don’t! Stop! is much different than Please! Don’t stop! The difference can put you in jail.

  7. Reggie's Bush - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:01 PM

    That was typed pretty well in English by a person who doesn’t understand it…

  8. klownboy - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:01 PM

    Why in the world does Sosa have lighter-colored skin? I thought he had that problem fixed.

    • dexterismyhero - Jan 10, 2013 at 3:28 PM

      He actually looks much better than he did before. Almost tan!!!

  9. darthicarus - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:11 PM

    Mr. Rogers just rolled over in his grave.

  10. El Bravo - Jan 10, 2013 at 2:18 PM

    I saw it but now the page won’t work :( wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

  11. shaggylocks - Jan 10, 2013 at 3:52 PM

    Nooooo! Someone with sense talked to Sammy and explained pinterest to him. :(

    • shorttracknews - Jan 10, 2013 at 4:16 PM

      I’m guessing it was Craig…

  12. shaggylocks - Jan 10, 2013 at 4:01 PM

    Good news! Someone got a screen shot!
    http://i.imgur.com/ssmUu.png

  13. kirkvanhouten - Jan 10, 2013 at 4:14 PM

    I’m guessing these are outtake shots from a 1995 AT&T newspaper ad?

  14. themars211 - Jan 10, 2013 at 4:47 PM

    I’m not trying to be racist. As a matter of fact I’m black, but here we go!! If ever in life someone deserves to be called a coon it would be Sammy Sosa. I’m sorry…..rotflmao!!! oh and maybe Flava Flav….smdh

  15. themars211 - Jan 10, 2013 at 4:49 PM

    He vitiligo and I have Re-Vitiligo. LMAO!!

    • themars211 - Jan 10, 2013 at 4:50 PM

      He has Vitiligo and I have Re-Vitiligo. LMAO!!

  16. jonnybaseball - Jan 10, 2013 at 4:56 PM

    Judging from some of those pictures, I’m guessing Torrii Hunter would find it difficult and uncomfortable playing with Sammy Sosa.

  17. jwbiii - Jan 11, 2013 at 2:29 PM

    Sammy Webber? It’s not working for me.

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