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Paris Hilton is quoting Bo Jackson now

Jan 14, 2013, 3:47 PM EDT

Just your average day on Twitter:

I’m sort of fascinated by the series of events that led to Paris Hilton becoming aware of a Bo Jackson quote, but I’m guessing actually knowing would probably ruin everything.

  1. deathmonkey41 - Jan 14, 2013 at 3:50 PM

    Man, I wish I could have set goals of having rich parents and making a sex tape.

    • misterchainbluelightning - Jan 14, 2013 at 3:53 PM

      Next Kim Kartrashidan will be quoting Yogi Berra

      • shawndc04 - Jan 14, 2013 at 3:55 PM

        Boy do we think alike. Same person, same time posting.

    • lew24 - Jan 14, 2013 at 4:58 PM

      Monkey…you still can! It’s not too late!

  2. darthicarus - Jan 14, 2013 at 3:50 PM

    I’m sort of fascinated by the fact that you follow Paris Hilton. That’s so hot….

  3. shawndc04 - Jan 14, 2013 at 3:53 PM

    What’s next, Kim Kardashian quoting Muhammad Ali?

    • Ben - Jan 14, 2013 at 4:00 PM

      Some of ya’ll appear to have missed Kim Kierkegaardashian https://twitter.com/KimKierkegaard
      Thank me later

      • winkeroni - Jan 15, 2013 at 8:27 AM

        Thank you Ben!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. chill1184 - Jan 14, 2013 at 3:58 PM

    So would one of her goals be actually developing talent?

    • frenchysplatediscipline - Jan 14, 2013 at 4:50 PM

      Um… she has plenty of talent. Have you not seen her tape?

  5. mrrooch - Jan 14, 2013 at 3:59 PM

    “Wal-Mart?…Do they make walls there?” – actual Paris Hilton quote.

    Bo can quote his slogan – “Paris knows….(insert word)”

    • DelawarePhilliesFan - Jan 14, 2013 at 4:27 PM

      How about “Paris knows insert”?

  6. amaninwhite - Jan 14, 2013 at 3:59 PM

    Bo Jackson is the name of one of her butlers. He said that to her in frustration once after she refused to clean her room. She told him how cute and funny he was and left the room.

    • mattyflex - Jan 14, 2013 at 5:57 PM

      Do you… watch that god awful show? Or just live in her house

  7. cur68 - Jan 14, 2013 at 4:00 PM

    This just in: Paris Hilton can use google better than some of the people who comment on this blog! humanity gasps

  8. tfbuckfutter - Jan 14, 2013 at 4:00 PM

    I know a white southern guy names Bo.

    I’m assuming Paris thinks this Bo is also white or she wouldn’t be quoting him.

    • historiophiliac - Jan 14, 2013 at 4:22 PM

      His name is probably spelled “Beau” then.

      • tfbuckfutter - Jan 14, 2013 at 4:46 PM

        Nope.

        It actually is “Bo”. Known him for about 15 years.

      • historiophiliac - Jan 14, 2013 at 4:48 PM

        Clearly, a transplant. /sniff

    • stlouis1baseball - Jan 14, 2013 at 5:00 PM

      I knew a kid named Bo who’s Parents were so poor he ate Mayonaise sandwiches for lunch.
      I went over to his house (trailer) to look at Baseball cards.
      The kid asked me if I wanted a sandwich. I said yes.
      We go into the kitchen…he breaks out the bread, mayo…and…that’s it. Nothing else!
      I asked him where the ham was and he replied “we don’t have any right now.”
      “I usually eat these instead.” True Story.
      This kid also played with dolls. This didn’t alarm as much as the fact that he really didn’t seem like the doll playing type. Kid was a very large mammal. A brutish type. We ate our mayonaise sandwiches…finished looking at the baseball cards and he breaks out the “do you like playing with dolls” question. Floored me. I left. Never went back.
      Confesssion: I have had a mayonaise sandwich since then though. They aren’t half bad.

      • tfbuckfutter - Jan 14, 2013 at 5:35 PM

        This is off topic (heh)…..but my sister had a friend at private school who invited her home for a weekend, her name wasn’t Bo though…..but my sister gets there and the girl asks if she wants a snick, sis says yes, she opens the refrigerator and there are just tons of sticks of butter….girl offers one to my sister who declines and then proceeds to eat a stick of butter.

  9. El Bravo - Jan 14, 2013 at 4:02 PM

    I say that quote every time I take a milky rip out of my six-foot bong.

    • tfbuckfutter - Jan 14, 2013 at 4:13 PM

      Maybe she is in the market for a new weed dealer and isn’t going to stop until she’s high.

    • hardballtalkusername - Jan 15, 2013 at 2:18 AM

      Well done El Bravo. The fact that you have more thumbs down than up saddens me

  10. thebadguyswon - Jan 14, 2013 at 4:25 PM

    It never ceases to amaze me why people care what twits like Paris Hilton think.

    • DelawarePhilliesFan - Jan 14, 2013 at 4:45 PM

      One fewer “w” in that sentence and your question would answer itself

  11. 11thstreetmafia - Jan 14, 2013 at 4:43 PM

    Who is Paris Hilton?

    • barrywhererufrom - Jan 14, 2013 at 5:35 PM

      Paris knows Bo..or does Bo know Paris..sounds like a movie to me

  12. waybright25 - Jan 14, 2013 at 4:51 PM

    Hopefully there is no sex tape to come from this.

  13. barrywhererufrom - Jan 14, 2013 at 5:33 PM

    Could be worse she could be quoting obama

  14. modellforprez - Jan 14, 2013 at 6:07 PM

    she is the most talented smartest funniest hottest down to earth girl I’ve ever seen. seriously no joking. SIKE

  15. weaselpuppy - Jan 14, 2013 at 8:25 PM

    I get it. Bo blew out his knee in front of millions ending his career and she blew something a little further north in front of millions to start hers. Sympatico…

  16. anxovies - Jan 15, 2013 at 3:05 PM

    Me, quoting Herman Melville regarding Paris Hilton: “Thar she blows!”

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