Comments on: Pete Rose’s new reality show is exactly what you’d expect

By: anxovies

anxovies — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 20:11:08 +0000

Reggie was already taken and Ricky never got to first base with her.

By: crawdaddybob

crawdaddybob — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 05:58:51 +0000

I watched this just to be able to witness this trainwreck first hand. WOW! Charlie Hustle must be thanking his lucky stars for the wonderful invention of Viagra…lmao

By: mmason0071

mmason0071 — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 03:46:45 +0000

Oh, c’mon. Reds fans and the whole city of Cincinnati have known what an idiot and jerk he is since 1963. We didn’t care as long as he hit.more baseballs than wives and sons. And frankly, it looks like he hit a double (D) this time.

By: banger60

banger60 — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 02:51:54 +0000

It has to be the dumbest and funniest thing I’ve seen, nice juggs
make me happy, happy, happy!!

By: tampajoey

tampajoey — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 22:14:33 +0000

Pete Rose is an unlikeable douche.

By: blingslade

blingslade — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 21:35:34 +0000

Really, how much longer does Pete truly have?

By: skids003

skids003 — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 20:50:22 +0000

He must have a bunch stashed back. Or charges an arm and a leg for autographs,?

By: indaburg

indaburg — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 20:45:18 +0000

$kid$003, I can’t imagine what $he $ee$ in Pete Ro$e.

By: youknowwhatsgoodforshoulderpain

youknowwhatsgoodforshoulderpain — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 20:18:44 +0000

They really are dragging out this engagement, no?

By: philsieg

philsieg — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:58:24 +0000

Arturo Toscanini was rehearsing an opera for live performance and was having a difficult time with his particularly well-endowed soprano. One day, after a long and frustrating rehearsal fraught with mistakes, he threw his baton in the air, glared at the soprano and exclaimed, “If only those were brains!”. Perhaps something similar is going on here.

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:16:52 +0000

First thumb click I’ve handed out in months and it was for “Hits & Tits”. I’m so proud….

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:14:17 +0000

Hits and Tits is running away with this thing!

By: paperlions

paperlions — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:13:41 +0000

Agreed. Sometimes there are no winners and losers, just winners and winners. I think this is one of those times.

By: skids003

skids003 — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:12:59 +0000

For sure, charming he’s not. Maybe it’s publicity? Jeez….

By: philsieg

philsieg — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:12:11 +0000

Actually, he lead the league in scoring four times. Boggles the mind but there it is.

By: professormaddog31

professormaddog31 — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:10:40 +0000

I think you put the “s” in the wrong spot in “hits” there.

/kidding. slightly.

By: professormaddog31

professormaddog31 — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:08:44 +0000

Man, I was thinking the exact same thing. There are literally hundreds of ex-MLBers who have more money, are better looking, arguably more intelligent, and have more charm than Charlie Hustle. You can’t tell me that he’s rolling in dough – the market is oversaturated with “I’m Sorry I Bet On Baseball” baseballs.

By: Caught Looking

Caught Looking — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:08:42 +0000

More like “Tits and Ass”

By: papacrick

papacrick — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:08:41 +0000

Winning!

By: Caught Looking

Caught Looking — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:07:48 +0000

A little surprised considering he was more of a singles hitter and didn’t get to second base that often when playing.

By: qcubed3

qcubed3 — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:06:07 +0000

And while Rose has been retired for years, he’s still getting to second base like clockwork.

By: The Dangerous Mabry

The Dangerous Mabry — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:05:08 +0000

“I got twice as many hits as Steve Garvey.”

And Steve Garvey hit almost twice as many home runs. Which goes to show once again, that chicks do in fact dig the long ball.

By: skids003

skids003 — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:03:00 +0000

What in the hell could she see in him?

By: jayquintana

jayquintana — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:02:22 +0000

Those are implants? Like, no way. What’s next, guys used steroids in baseball?

By: gostlcards5

gostlcards5 — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:01:47 +0000

“Hits and Tits” is pretty farking good, too….

By: mrrooch

mrrooch — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 18:56:38 +0000

The Learning Channel is awesome.
Total Loser Channel.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 18:48:49 +0000

I love that he repeatedly goes 3rd person a la Rickey Henderson.

Felons and Melons = gold

By: Ben

Ben — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 18:38:40 +0000

• Touches Kiana’s breasts.

Get this man into the Hall of Fame, posthaste.

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 18:34:48 +0000

Comments poll! Which is your favorite nickname for this cute couple?

Thumbs up for “Felons and Melons”

Thumbs down for “Hits and Tits”

By: philsieg

philsieg — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 18:32:25 +0000

You have no idea how difficult Pete Rose makes it to remain a Reds’ fan.