Comments on: Quote of the Day: Jeff Loria is “passed gas”

By: badintent

badintent — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:56:08 +0000

Roger that. But I got upgrade to Bushmaster on the shotgun. Put my NRA sticker on it too
I’m thinking we can harvest the eggs to provide better school breakfasts for inner city children.1 snake egg =3 chicken eggs..

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 15:46:44 +0000

No statistics yet. And Feesh and Wildlife estimates something closer to a hundred thousand pythons, each female capable of laying 80-90 eggs every year. No predators after about five feet. Do the math. Walk your dog with a shotgun handy.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 15:45:04 +0000

Methane cometh from peeg shit.

By: badintent

badintent — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 05:27:24 +0000

How’s the Python Hunt going. ? 600 hunters, 25K snakes, 50 K gators. I got my $$ on finding Hoffa

By: badintent

badintent — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 05:24:21 +0000

Or Lindsey Lohan

By: badintent

badintent — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 05:22:46 +0000

The Global Warming police will be on his ass ! Yup. Methane , cows, methane,Loria

By: drewsylvania

drewsylvania — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 23:40:28 +0000

Killing the Expos was not a “good deed”.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 23:30:17 +0000

It’s obvious. He meant that Scrooge McLoria was broken wind.

By: fanofevilempire

fanofevilempire — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 21:31:27 +0000

don’t mis-remember this dude owned the Expos when they got terminated.
so don’t be foolish, he has a bad track record.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 21:23:52 +0000

Craig's intelligence comes from the Fort Lauderdale Sun Sentinel today, instead of from the Macondo Feeshwrapper. This is in part because the Feeshwrapper has recently begun charging a buck to read its online edition, or seventy bucks for an annual gas pass. Is Craig going to pay that? Heh, not unless at least half of it is covered by bed taxes. Clark Spencer, it's been good to know ya.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 20:43:47 +0000

Pull my finger, why don’t you?

By: DJ MC

DJ MC — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 20:35:06 +0000

It would have to involve apparitions representing different periods of time, don’t you think? Or at least a seemingly-real ride through an incinerating coffin?

By: djjackson81

djjackson81 — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 20:30:50 +0000

Buy ans sold the state into his new stadium then turns around a drops Duece on the fans

By: Francisco (FC)

Francisco (FC) — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:53:10 +0000

So Loria is an old fart. Literally.

By: cur68

cur68 — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:38:45 +0000

Indeed. With that in mind I think one knowledgeable in the ways of editing wikipedia should edit this list on flatus composition to read:
Nitrogen – 20% – 90%
Hydrogen – 0% – 50%
Carbon Dioxide – 10% – 30%
Oxygen – 0% – 10%
Methane – 0% – 10%
Jeff Loria -50% – 90%

By: bobwsc

bobwsc — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:37:07 +0000

looks like he’s ripping one in that picture.

By: mybrunoblog

mybrunoblog — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:36:04 +0000

Loria has become a leper. It is tough to envision many scenarios where this team gets turned around and Loria becomes the hero down there in Miami.

By: deathmonkey41

deathmonkey41 — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:32:21 +0000

Maybe Loria should go to Paris Hilton for philosophical advice.

By: canehouse

canehouse — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:19:12 +0000

Loria is “crop dusting” all of South Florida with his stank.

By: number42is1

number42is1 — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:13:28 +0000

Fart jokes are funny no matter what age you are.

By: flosox

flosox — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:13:25 +0000

Still not sure i understand it

By: qcubed3

qcubed3 — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:12:35 +0000

“Even when the Marlins owner supposedly issued orders for his underlings to stay mum these winter months…”, ahh, Loria went with the classic ‘silent but deadly’. Everybody hates that one.

By: phillyphannn83

phillyphannn83 — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:08:52 +0000

I seriously had to read that 3 times before I could figure out what he was trying to say.

By: danaking

danaking — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:04:20 +0000

If Jeff Loria does any good deed, “unwittingly” can be assumed.