Comments on: Sammy Sosa is now a distributor for a needle-free injection system

By: mikecubbie69

mikecubbie69 — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 16:06:04 +0000

Is that his real hair or did he steal it from a Ken doll?

By: avietar

avietar — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 04:21:00 +0000

Yeah. Heaven forbid that steroid users should ever suffer pain when they inject their PED’s.

By: randygnyc

randygnyc — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:51:39 +0000

Caught looking- unless the founder is a close friend of sosa’s. then, if its succeful, it will indeed make him fabulously wealthy. Not pro ball wealthy, either, but REAL wealth.

By: bayballtim

bayballtim — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 18:21:05 +0000

UPDATE: prior to the 1998 MB season.

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 18:07:30 +0000

That’s not a sweater. He is shirtless.

The guy is like a chameleon.

By: jonnybaseball

jonnybaseball — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 18:03:04 +0000

“I heard you read a blog post about steroids and the Hall of Fame…do tell!”

By: jonnybaseball

jonnybaseball — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 18:00:26 +0000

“Would you like a glass of Grappa while I describe this Pinterest article, or should we just get down to business?”

By: riverace19

riverace19 — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 17:58:52 +0000

Holy crap… PR disaster… kiss the Hall goodbye for good just like a Wrigley Field HR

By: vallewho

vallewho — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 17:49:03 +0000

Sammy didn’t do PEDs….he was bitten by a vampire.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 17:45:36 +0000

Good for you….that picture is….well….freaking creepy.

By: youknowwhatsgoodforshoulderpain

youknowwhatsgoodforshoulderpain — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 17:42:38 +0000

Biggest marketing move since Jimmy Johnson started pushing extenze!

By: jcmeyer10

jcmeyer10 — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 17:41:30 +0000

Looks like a stock photo a company would use for their website or advertisement.

By: joeflaccosunibrow

joeflaccosunibrow — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 16:52:37 +0000

This stuff writes itself!

By: smoochytherhino

smoochytherhino — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 16:22:55 +0000

All I hear when I look at that photo is Sammy saying, “Oh, hello, I didn’t hear you come in…”

By: smoochytherhino

smoochytherhino — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 16:19:53 +0000

What a great idea. I’m sure it makes tremendous business sense and will definitely distance Sammy from any talk of steroids. I mean painful, daily self-injections — nothing to see here folks.

By: Ralph

Ralph — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 16:00:00 +0000

Possibly the funniest thing Gator has ever said!

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 15:58:18 +0000

Not in to the Eddie Munster look?

By: Caught Looking

Caught Looking — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 15:46:23 +0000

If this product truly had a future, the company would have sold the distribution rights to a major consumer medical or pharma company with a signifcant distrbution network and access to several heathcare points of sale.

By: vikesfansteve

vikesfansteve — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 15:44:36 +0000

It should say Sammy Sosa is now an older white woman.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 15:42:13 +0000

The return stroke apparently sucks melanin out of you.

By: jonnybaseball

jonnybaseball — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 15:39:03 +0000

I’m pretty sure the “Sammy Sosa casually engaging in social media” picture is going to make me laugh for the rest of my life.

By: number42is1

number42is1 — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 15:37:33 +0000

“Mr. Sosa was introduced to the Injex system in mid-2001″
Fixed

By: bsbiz

bsbiz — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 15:37:05 +0000

Punchlines are easy.

That sweater? With that hair? That’s tough wrap your mind around.