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Alex Rodriguez had hip surgery

Jan 16, 2013, 4:30 PM EST

Alex Rodriguez had his long-awaited hip surgery today. And the doctors said afterward that the surgery was a horrible disaster. had to remove the hip and replace it with a piece of ivory and fit Rodriguez with special brace that will cause him excruciating pain for the rest of his days.

Haha, just kidding. It was a success. Athlete surgeries are always a success:

 

That’s around the All-Star break to you and me.

  1. sdelmonte - Jan 16, 2013 at 4:34 PM

    We should note that they actually didn’t say “it was a success.” A rare moment of the correct use of language? Or a fear that at this point in A-Rod’s career, success is not a word used lightly?

    • stex52 - Jan 16, 2013 at 5:40 PM

      Does sound like they were giving themselves some wiggle room.

      • Old Gator - Jan 16, 2013 at 10:00 PM

        That would only stress the ligaments again. Rotation room is what they need.

  2. proudlycanadian - Jan 16, 2013 at 4:49 PM

    Hip Hip Hurray!

  3. slartibartfast4242 - Jan 16, 2013 at 4:56 PM

    It must be hard to do surgery on a Centaur.

  4. moose2k - Jan 16, 2013 at 4:59 PM

    A-Rod is finally hip

  5. historiophiliac - Jan 16, 2013 at 5:04 PM

    Boooo! I was hoping he’d come out bionic.

  6. philliesblow - Jan 16, 2013 at 5:38 PM

    My favorite hip. http://www.thehip.com/

  7. pisano - Jan 16, 2013 at 5:58 PM

    Please dear God let his recovery time be 5+ years, please.

  8. slappymcknucklepunch - Jan 16, 2013 at 7:19 PM

    Awwww.Craig,you had me at excruciating pain.

  9. badintent - Jan 16, 2013 at 8:43 PM

    Arod out 6 months balling ………………………or balling hoes ??? Or both ?

    • Old Gator - Jan 16, 2013 at 10:01 PM

      Balling and socketing?

    • mazblast - Jan 16, 2013 at 10:24 PM

      Only if they’re almost but not quite as pretty as he thinks he is.

      • badintent - Jan 17, 2013 at 1:35 PM

        Arod should use the time off for Hair Club for men for his receeding hairline

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