Alex Rodriguez had his long-awaited hip surgery today. And the doctors said afterward that the surgery was a horrible disaster. had to remove the hip and replace it with a piece of ivory and fit Rodriguez with special brace that will cause him excruciating pain for the rest of his days.
Haha, just kidding. It was a success. Athlete surgeries are always a success:
Yankees announce that A-Rod’s hip surgery “went as planned and without complication,” and full recovery is anticipated to be 6 months.
— Bryan Hoch (@BryanHoch) January 16, 2013
That’s around the All-Star break to you and me.
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- sdelmonte - Jan 16, 2013 at 4:34 PM
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We should note that they actually didn’t say “it was a success.” A rare moment of the correct use of language? Or a fear that at this point in A-Rod’s career, success is not a word used lightly?
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- stex52 - Jan 16, 2013 at 5:40 PM
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Does sound like they were giving themselves some wiggle room.
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- Old Gator - Jan 16, 2013 at 10:00 PM
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That would only stress the ligaments again. Rotation room is what they need.
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- proudlycanadian - Jan 16, 2013 at 4:49 PM
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Hip Hip Hurray!
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- slartibartfast4242 - Jan 16, 2013 at 4:56 PM
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It must be hard to do surgery on a Centaur.
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- moose2k - Jan 16, 2013 at 4:59 PM
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A-Rod is finally hip
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- historiophiliac - Jan 16, 2013 at 5:04 PM
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Boooo! I was hoping he’d come out bionic.
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- philliesblow - Jan 16, 2013 at 5:38 PM
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My favorite hip. http://www.thehip.com/
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- pisano - Jan 16, 2013 at 5:58 PM
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Please dear God let his recovery time be 5+ years, please.
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- slappymcknucklepunch - Jan 16, 2013 at 7:19 PM
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Awwww.Craig,you had me at excruciating pain.
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- badintent - Jan 16, 2013 at 8:43 PM
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Arod out 6 months balling ………………………or balling hoes ??? Or both ?
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- Old Gator - Jan 16, 2013 at 10:01 PM
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Balling and socketing?
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- mazblast - Jan 16, 2013 at 10:24 PM
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Only if they’re almost but not quite as pretty as he thinks he is.
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- badintent - Jan 17, 2013 at 1:35 PM
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Arod should use the time off for Hair Club for men for his receeding hairline
