Comments on: Matt Kemp’s new tattoo is interesting

By: unlost1

unlost1 — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 16:56:36 +0000

ya got me there. still, anyone else here with tatoos think “gramps” first thought?

By: gloccamorra

gloccamorra — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 17:12:54 +0000

If a tatoo artist ever said that to a sailor, he’d have no business.

By: gloccamorra

gloccamorra — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 17:08:32 +0000

It should be no problem for his girlfriend: she’s supposed to keep her eyes closed and think of England.

By: dcfan4life

dcfan4life — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 23:45:45 +0000

Can you imagine if what Kemps girlfriend, or whatever, would feel upon an intimate moment that has this woman staring at his grandparents…

By: moogro

moogro — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 23:32:28 +0000

Nice idea, if you are into that stuff. However, execution is lame: why mimic carved tombstones? Yuk.

By: Max Power

Max Power — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:01:47 +0000

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Right click .. Reopen closed tab.
Yup, he’s right.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 20:49:58 +0000

His number is 27.

By: Kevin S.

Kevin S. — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 19:15:35 +0000

I don’t think that’d be a turn-off even if you had no money.

By: fanofevilempire

fanofevilempire — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 19:12:32 +0000

how will the tat look when Kemp is 87……………..

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

By: unlost1

unlost1 — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 19:00:24 +0000

Tatoo artist: Why don’t we wait a couple hours so you can sober up before I do anything? Or were you looking for the performance enhancer shop next door anyway?

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:58:16 +0000

I know a girl who was going to get her dead dad’s portrait on her back….she may still be planning too I don’t know…..but I do know if I were her husband I wouldn’t be too eager for certain sexual positions….

The only thing worse than a chick’s dad staring back at you would be her having your mom on there.

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:28:37 +0000

I sincerely doubt that any normal man ever turned a chick down that was otherwise attractive even if she has his mom tattooed prominently on her person. I certainly wouldn’t . . . mind you I’d probably want to cover up the mom-tat, but even if I couldn’t I doubt a tat’d stop me from the lawful execution of my duty.

By: randygnyc

randygnyc — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:27:43 +0000

Although Jewish people are prohibited from getting tattoos, I have a few. After an immediate family member dies, during the 7 days after the funeral, they usually cut their clothing with a razor, or wear a ribbon the is cut instead. On my left arm, I have a cut, black ribbon with both of my grandparents initials below it. It represents that I am in perpetual mourning. Anyway, I’ve had that tattoo for 11 years. I’ve been married for 20. My wife has never seemed to mind. Hasn’t effected our kinky time, either.

Matt kemp’s ladies will deal with it. He’s also in the position that he will already have the ink. Presumably, accepting him as is, as opposed to her already being in a relationship and objecting.

By: anxovies

anxovies — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:17:57 +0000

We really are in the off-season, aren’t we?

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:53:57 +0000

ha ha kiwi! winning!

By: paperlions

paperlions — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:50:32 +0000

Turning a woman down because of a tattoo…..ha! That’s cute.

By: kiwicricket

kiwicricket — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:43:46 +0000

Hey! Trust me, I know what turns a woman off.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:30:51 +0000

I’m just amused that so many who are not the target audience want to weigh in on how it will affect said target audience. I wasn’t saying they are right or wrong. Just noting the participation…especially since no one is offering anecdotal evidence of the time they turned that woman down b/c of her disturbing tattoo.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:24:26 +0000

What she means is that straight guys have very little idea what really turns women on or off, as evidenced by out long history of failure in this regard.

By: pjmitch

pjmitch — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:18:43 +0000

I wish I knew the thought process on things like this.

By: chromedog

chromedog — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:14:27 +0000

Give it a week and Grandma is going to have beard,…

By: number42is1

number42is1 — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:12:43 +0000

why? i would imagine a gay man/ straight women would be equally as “bugged out” about having to look at his grandparents everytime you are in bed or whereever

By: dondada10

dondada10 — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:00:34 +0000

If you had Matt Kemp’s money, you could essentially have a tattoo of two guys fucking on your chest and still not turn-off a woman.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 16:49:44 +0000

Amusingly, probably most of these comments about what a turnoff the tattoo is are made by straight men.

By: number42is1

number42is1 — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 16:37:23 +0000

I assume all foreplay beings below the belt… which is fine

By: beavertonsteve

beavertonsteve — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 16:30:06 +0000

Kemp’s Grandma has a nipple on her arm.

By: hushbrother

hushbrother — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 16:29:22 +0000

That is really nice artwork. Looks like those words were all spelled right, too. Nothing worse than a misspelled tattoo.

By: number42is1

number42is1 — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 16:24:49 +0000

Kind of?

By: bancacentral

bancacentral — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 16:17:53 +0000

Hopefully Kemp’s girlfriend is not into the missionary position, if not sex is going to be kind of awkward.

By: number42is1

number42is1 — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 16:13:12 +0000

This is gonna end up on theyfailed.com