Comments on: Marlins to sign Matt Downs to minor league contract

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 22:45:17 +0000

I’ve been taking injections of anti-freeze ever since the Toronto trade. I’ll be OK.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 22:42:06 +0000

Including the Chihuahua, forty. I didn’t count the Iron Giant as a “utility guy.”

By: FrustratedDolFan

FrustratedDolFan — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 21:08:44 +0000

How many “utility guys” can one team have? Another inexpensive roster filler. Maybe we talk Charlie Hough off the golf course to come out and start the first game or does that spot go to Dice K. How much more of this nonsense can a fan base (term used lightly) take? Again, Mark Cuban please come save this franchise.

By: stex52

stex52 — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 20:23:23 +0000

No, it actually does mean that he has some right-handed power. But not enough to stick with the Astros. That should make your blood run cold.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 19:22:47 +0000

Does “pop from the right side” mean this guy pulls the ring off the top of the beer can with his right hand?

By: cebig

cebig — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 18:40:51 +0000

Nice to see somebody showed up to the job fair!