Comments on: Francisco Liriano fractured right arm in a “bathroom fall”

By: anxovies

anxovies — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:37:35 +0000

When I was in college I broke my arm when they threw me out of a bar. The bouncers seemed to get a big laugh over it.

By: theonlynolan

theonlynolan — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 15:44:08 +0000

I once fractured my tail bone while slipping on some wet tiles in the bathroom. Trust me when I tell you, there’s nothing humerus about it.

By: bravojawja

bravojawja — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 14:31:48 +0000

Is “unsubstantiated clarification” like “jumbo shrimp”?

By: dluxxx

dluxxx — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 14:29:21 +0000

This would have been a better story if it was broken in a “Barroom Brawl” instead. Maybe they misinterpreted it?

By: jarathen

jarathen — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 12:40:06 +0000

I smell cover up. I bet he was going out to refill the bird feeders with a breakfast burrito when he dropped it in the creek, and fell over trying to retrieve it.

By: steelers88

steelers88 — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 12:34:41 +0000

Heard he might be out half the season so why?!? Would the Pirates sign him.

By: mj1818

mj1818 — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 11:33:14 +0000

Lol buckfutter funny comments. I’m a pirates fan and have constantly questioned their moves. I wouldn’t mind this signing if it wasn’t such a high dollar amount, but then again it could be worth it who knows.

By: paul621

paul621 — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 11:31:13 +0000

Probably from a lack of adhesive ducks.

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 04:46:39 +0000

Oh wait, I should also add…..I wouldn’t pay $13,000,000 to someone who can’t even manage to balance on the farkin toilet.

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 04:45:19 +0000

I know a guy whose arm was broken by his brother when they were teenagers.

Point being….I can’t effing believe someone is paying Liriano $13,000,000 to be terrible.

Seriously…..I was shocked when marginal outfielders were starting to pull down $10m/year contracts…..now this?

By: chacochicken

chacochicken — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 04:28:25 +0000

That is all you need to know about Liriano. He is so inconsistent he could fall three more times and completely miss his arm.

By: halohonk

halohonk — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 04:24:52 +0000

Tough break!

By: sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo

sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 04:18:05 +0000

But if he just kinda sucks, you know, like last year and the year before…can someone just hit him in the arm and blame it on that to save some dough?