Comments on: The Rays are going to re-sign Luke Scott

By: Glenn

Glenn — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 01:08:41 +0000

For a guy from a place referential to the fountain of youth, his skills are certainly aging rapidly.

By: cur68

cur68 — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:52:44 +0000

I looked up “Scott’s” place of birth on the intertubes. Says he’s from someplace called “DeLeon Springs”. I’ve never heard of that place. Nothing I know of comes from there. It MUST be made up. Perhaps it is next to Narnia, just before Bag End off of the Yellow Brick TurnPike. What’s next? Proof of “Hoboken”?

By: indaburg

indaburg — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:22:27 +0000

If you’re seriously asking where he is from, a specimen as absurd and ignorant as Luke can only hail from one place: the land of flowers, beaches, and python hunting. A native son of Florida. (Don’t feed the natives.)

By: flosox

flosox — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:56:06 +0000

Little known fact…he’s actually an understudy for an off-off-Broadway rendition of A Christmas Carol.

By: DelawarePhilliesFan

DelawarePhilliesFan — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:54:30 +0000

I was going to go with an Amish angle, but yours works

By: cur68

cur68 — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:46:53 +0000

Not only that, he’d be Canadian and played by an Australian in the movies. Where the hell is this guy from?

Leaving aside the Wolverine jokes, I never got the impression that Luke Scottn was too bright. He must get by on his instincts.

By: proudlycanadian

proudlycanadian — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:39:32 +0000

That birth certificate likely indicates that he is 200 years older than he claims.

By: cur68

cur68 — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:37:53 +0000

Is this blogger-ese for “lukewhereyoufrom”? If so, you have to claim Carlo’s name is “Luke” if you want to appear clever about it.