Comments on: Breaking news: Tim Lincecum cut his hair

By: badintent

badintent — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 04:54:02 +0000

no, he missed his appointment with Anthony Bosch for some flax seed oil

By: cranbery

cranbery — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 14:51:46 +0000

Oh no, I hope he doesn’t have the Sampson results!
I love this guy!

By: cranbery

cranbery — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 14:50:40 +0000

Greg’s much younger Brother………such a sweet face!
I liked him better with the hair, it was his trademark!

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 05:35:06 +0000

respectable, dangit!

edit function!

By: fearthehoody

fearthehoody — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 03:34:11 +0000

Ewwww, Internet fight!!

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 03:22:18 +0000

Well then, let me amplify my response a bit, you self-aggrandizing, self-righteous jackass. You come on here out of nowhere, dragging your nineteen fifties semiotic soapbox, beating your bible and lecturing to your betters as if someone suddenly appointed you the Circling the Bases Hall Monitor. Well, no one did. Not to make too fine a point of it, but just who the hell do you think you are? Tell you what: if you're so worried about children reading this blog, why not just leave your laptop on top of the TV where I leave my copies of Ulysses, my single-volume Penguin Classics edition of Gargantua and Pantagruel and My Life and Loves so the little bastards won't be able to reach it? Putz.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 03:15:40 +0000

duku, if all you're planning to do is hang around this blog playing language cop, I can direct you to the Romper Room archives where you'll feel more at home with a bunch of prissy prigs who are too small to have outgrown the cringe you seem to have carried with you into adolescence.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 03:13:10 +0000

Come on, countduku – watch out with these profane insinuendos. Children are reading this blog!

By: fearthehoody

fearthehoody — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 01:45:49 +0000

Typical NorCow hipster!

By: kaoticbandito

kaoticbandito — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 01:22:25 +0000

K.D. Lang called and asked for her hair back.

By: unclemosesgreen

unclemosesgreen — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 00:43:30 +0000

Oh no – I couldn’t figure out who it was because of all the Joseph Gordon Levitting – but it just hit me. Brace yourselves – it’s not good.

Alan Cumming.

By: opshuns

opshuns — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 00:04:24 +0000

That might have caused the off year…

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 23:53:06 +0000

And now I got some for being confused about it. lol

I assume the thumbs up here are from people who already knew about the haircut and thumbs down are just your average run-of-the-mill blog trolls.

By: countduku

countduku — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 23:48:15 +0000

Classy Gator. Just the response I expected. Don’t ever change, I bet your parents are proud.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 23:38:48 +0000

Ah! Just what we were missing around here – a sanctimonious asshole! Go lecture to the bathroom mirror, Miss Prissy Gladgums.

By: ddjjddjj

ddjjddjj — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 23:30:13 +0000

Now if he’ll just stop smoking pot and get back to pitching.

By: J.J. Bugs

J.J. Bugs — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 22:14:49 +0000

Pretty much looks like actor Joseph Gordon Levitt. See photos side by side here: http://wp.me/p2PhR-2IO

By: thebadguyswon

thebadguyswon — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:55:22 +0000

Greg Maddux’ gay cousin.

By: slartibartfast4242

slartibartfast4242 — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:49:34 +0000

Well, fuck, this settles it. I’m a bad example.

By: slartibartfast4242

slartibartfast4242 — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:41:14 +0000

What was execrable about 3rd Rock from the Sun? Freaking awesome is more like it.
I have fond memories of sharing a hash brownie and watching the re-runs of Tom, Dick, Harry and Sally… your friendly (weird) neighborhood aliens.

By: slappymcknucklepunch

slappymcknucklepunch — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:37:01 +0000

`Nah…

He kind of looks like Greg Maddux,I see 19 -4 2.89 era and 207 S.O.

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:28:57 +0000

EXACTLY what I thought.

Hmmm….do I wanna be Mitch from Dazed and Confused or Paul Pfeffier?

By: joecool16280

joecool16280 — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:23:22 +0000

Nice, vivabear

By: countduku

countduku — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:23:11 +0000

you might want to check your closet door, i think it’s open slightly.

By: 18thstreet

18thstreet — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:15:15 +0000

Maybe we’re all happy* you’ve achieved closure with a difficult phase of your life.

*Note: I have no idea if you’ve achieved closed. But thumbs-up if you have.

By: countduku

countduku — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:00:29 +0000

Nice choice of words, you should be proud. Thank you for sharing.

By: APBA Guy

APBA Guy — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 20:54:30 +0000

“Now Beaver, I want you to eat your vegetables.”

By: yousuxxors

yousuxxors — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 20:53:59 +0000

he probably gets a lot of dick thrown his way

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 20:44:49 +0000

Yeah, that stuff makes no sense. I got a bunch of thumbs up recently for being divorced or something. You never know what those things mean.

By: countduku

countduku — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 20:44:10 +0000

Gator, can you make your point without the bad language please. Children do read these blogs. Set an example, don’t be the example. Thank you.