Comments on: Francisco Cervelli on link to Biogenesis clinic: “I just went there, talked, and that’s it.”

By: mazblast

mazblast — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:37:39 +0000

At least two YANKEES were named, so MLB must turn a blind eye.

Seriously, though, all they have right now is alleged list(s) allegedly written by Biogenesis. Writing down someone’s name as being a customer does not automatically mean they ARE a customer. That said, if I’m one of the guys named, I’m not taking so much as a Tylenol this spring.

By: mazblast

mazblast — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:32:40 +0000

“I didn’t get a harumph from that guy!”
“Give the governor a harumph!”
“Harumph!”
“That’s better. You’d better watch your a**.”

By: beachnbaseball

beachnbaseball — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 18:53:39 +0000

“But I never inhaled.”

or……

“I never had sex with that woman.”

By: elpendejo59

elpendejo59 — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 18:26:21 +0000

Dude, have you ever been to Coral Gables? You would need the translator, not Cervelli, trust me.

By: deathmonkey41

deathmonkey41 — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 17:15:39 +0000

If he went there to talk, Biogenisis must have had a translator because this dude has one of the heaviest accents I have ever heard.

By: vallewho

vallewho — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 17:10:36 +0000

Guilty by stupidity

By: alexo0

alexo0 — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 17:08:49 +0000

Can we assume he’s on something if the size of his batting helmet has grown over his career?

By: mdac1012

mdac1012 — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 17:05:12 +0000

Should have taken stronger “stuff” because he sucks.

By: Gobias Industries

Gobias Industries — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 16:53:46 +0000

Craig: “Okay, Aaron, let’s dole out these Biogenesis names randomly. I’ll write all the posts on…I don’t know…this Alex Rodriguez fella…am I pronouncing that right??…and let’s see here…Brian…I’m sorry…Ryan Braun…or whatever his name is. And you can take Francisco Cervelli.”

Aaron: “Harumph.”

By: gmenfan1982

gmenfan1982 — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 16:37:48 +0000

Who cares anyway. It’s not like anything he might have taken helped his game at all anyway. That is if he did take anything. I usually give someone the benefit of the doubt. But in reality, what does it matter anyway? If the majority of players use things to get an edge then it seems like an even playing field to me. If everyone is trying to get an edge then nobody gets an edge.

By: mashoaf

mashoaf — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 16:26:40 +0000

It was flaxseed, I swear…

By: amaninwhite

amaninwhite — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 16:04:55 +0000

He walked away “without nothing”. Is that a confession?

By: silversun60

silversun60 — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 15:57:38 +0000

“I swear (insert wife’s name here), I just went to that hooker to talk!”