Comments on: Phillies void contract with Juan Cruz

By: tone360

tone360 — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:03:50 +0000

Looks like has gained some weight… bout a buck-o-nine now?

By: 13arod

13arod — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 20:08:48 +0000

2.70 era stipied pirites

By: DelawarePhilliesFan

DelawarePhilliesFan — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:52:34 +0000

True – good thing I did not go with “Juan Phor All!”

By: Jeremiah Graves

Jeremiah Graves — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:45:51 +0000

Hold out hope, he could sign with Cincy, Washington, Boston, Texas, Minnesota…or any one of a number of beer league teams that use red as a primary color.

By: jimmywho14

jimmywho14 — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 18:12:15 +0000

There goes the pennant!

By: gbrim

gbrim — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 18:00:07 +0000

A team that is hungry for pitching and cash strapped could do far worse than Cruz. He is a great innings eater in middle relief, and can even start in a pinch. Just keep him away from the 8th and 9th innings.

By: DelawarePhilliesFan

DelawarePhilliesFan — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 17:45:43 +0000

Oh great! And I just finalized my order for 10,000 red “Cruz Control” T-shirts…..now what the hell am I supposed to do with them?

By: jarathen

jarathen — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 17:25:36 +0000

I initially read this as “Phillies avoid contact with Juan Cruz.”

It didn’t impact the story much.

By: raysfan1

raysfan1 — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 17:15:40 +0000

Mr Cruz, I have a fool-proof plan for you to never have to play in the minors: retire.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 17:05:05 +0000

Why do I imagine there were f-bombs flying?