Comments on: Good news and bad news about Delmon Young

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 22:58:11 +0000

Wait, which is the bad news again? I’m confused about everything involving Delmon Young and him playing in the outfield or something?!?!

By: weaselpuppy

weaselpuppy — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 22:00:44 +0000

working on making Elmon into an axlotl tank may be more realistic….

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 19:18:34 +0000

Nope. It’s totally effortless. Learn yourself up on Gowachin jurisprudence. It fits the PED discourse – as inane, convoluted and pointless as it is – like an oven mitt.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 19:16:10 +0000

Gamera: heh heh, I always figgered "Santaroga" was a place he knew. Weaselpuppy: it will keep on getting made again until there's a version so utterly awful that not even Ed Wood Jr. would have touched it again. I think it's a minor miracle that Kyle McLaghlan was able to survive both Dune and Showgirls with his career more or less intact. Either one should have been enough to consign him to the summer stock theater circuit. Even a cat would have used up its nine credits from Blue Velvet by now. Incidentally, if you ever do find a magnetic-repulsion jacket that can actually float Delmon Young, there's a Nobel Prize in it for you.

By: aceshigh11

aceshigh11 — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 18:40:09 +0000

You’re trying WAY too hard.

By: weaselpuppy

weaselpuppy — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 17:22:57 +0000

Elmon may be the next Vladimir Harkonnen if that movie ever gets made (again)

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 17:05:37 +0000

Because everyone already knows the Phillies are paying him to lose weight. For it to work, it has to be a good troll.

By: Gamera the Brave

Gamera the Brave — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:54:45 +0000

Okay, you win, Gator – I had to look up “Gowachin”, and discovered a hole in my Frank Herbert knowledge. On the other hand, Herbert was once a reporter for my hometown newspaper, and wrote one of his shorter (and less excellent) novels about a thinly-veiled version of said hometown…

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:39:21 +0000

Not Karma. Gowachin guilt. It is the only legal and ethical standard by which the entire PED issue can be judged inobjectively.

Craig will shortly be sworn in as only the second hominid Gowachin legum, and we may all look forward to his detailed exposition of how the Gowachin legal dysystem would handle the entire issue – because it’s the only one that can.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:36:49 +0000

Because no one gives a shit anymore except a bunch of obsessed trog-outs.

And it really doesn’t matter. He’s Gowachin guilty anyway.

By: randygnyc

randygnyc — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:30:40 +0000

One can only hope he loses the use of that leg. Some people get the chair. He deserves it. Karma, scumbag.

By: alang3131982

alang3131982 — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:05:33 +0000

Did anyone ask Young if his weight lose was due to him not taking PEDs? WHY WONT SOMEONE ASK THIS?!?!?!?

By: hisgirlgotburrelled

hisgirlgotburrelled — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:01:48 +0000

Yeah, this is good news. One step closer to Delmon Young not being the opening day starter in RF.

By: jibzek

jibzek — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 15:57:49 +0000

Good news, he looks less like Chunk.

Bad news, he can’t hit.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 15:57:26 +0000

Svelte Delmon Young, fans!

By: chew1985

chew1985 — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 15:55:37 +0000

If this move does not work out, it proves Ruben Amaro, Jr. is a clueless idiot, lost without Pat Gillick. If it works…he’s an average GM at best.

By: DelawarePhilliesFan

DelawarePhilliesFan — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 15:42:20 +0000

Some of consider “behind schedule” as good news…..the sooner he moves on the better.

Light a fire under Dom Brown, done. He has served his purpose, move along tubby