Comments on: Roger Clemens has his own book coming out? Oh lovely.

By: manchestermiracle

manchestermiracle — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:31:44 +0000

Bet you won’t have to wait very long….

By: nbjays

nbjays — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 12:56:43 +0000

I don’t think that word means what you think it means…

By: dirtyharry1971

dirtyharry1971 — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 03:24:28 +0000

Are you kidding me? Jeff Pearlman?? Have you seen the crap this guy writes? Id sooner believe in the tooth fairy then to believe 1 WORD Pearlman writes. Anyone who reads his stuff might as well read children’s fairy tales!!

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 20:46:30 +0000

No talking!

By: stlouis1baseball

stlouis1baseball — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 20:44:08 +0000

LOL! Understood Philiac. But please know I was just trying to help the guy out.
He’s new around here. I wouldn’t want him to think he can formulate his own opinions and get away with such a travesty!

By: ytownjoe

ytownjoe — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 20:05:01 +0000

A medical directory for professional athletes?

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 19:30:13 +0000

I was reminding you of who you were insulting.

You are in timeout.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 18:57:00 +0000

Just like a Beanbag to bring a knife to a gunfight.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 18:42:53 +0000

Or “Irish cuisine.”

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 18:41:42 +0000

Cover your mouth with a hankie when you do that.

By: stlouis1baseball

stlouis1baseball — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 18:27:07 +0000

LOL! Were you clearing your throat or did you intend to post “amen.” As in…praise Jesus?

On a separate note:
There is no such thing as “worlds greatest meatloaf.”
I consider it to be an oxymoron.
Much like a jumbo shrimp or unnecessary roughness in football.

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 18:22:55 +0000

Who’s going to read it to him?

/Ms. Bliss

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 18:19:43 +0000

In a knife fight: Clemens or Pierzynski?

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 18:18:35 +0000

Ahem.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 18:03:57 +0000

Or, you could knock down a little old lady and use the money you took from her purse. There’s be no sense of having wasted good labor appended to that.

By: albertmn

albertmn — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 17:49:10 +0000

Unless he finally comes clean and tells the truth, I can’t imagine why anyone would read this. It is likely to be more fairy tale than reality.

By: professormaddog31

professormaddog31 — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 17:17:02 +0000

I don’t know if I’d want to pay good hard earned money to read Roger throw all his former teammates under the bus.

I’d wait until it came out super cheap at the used book store.

By: elmo

elmo — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 17:12:11 +0000

He's going to have to get pretty imaginative to refute all the dirt in Jeff Pearlman's Rocket That Fell to Earth and the NY Daily News team's American Icon: The Fall of Roger Clemens and the Rise of Steroids.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 17:11:38 +0000

Given all the hormones he ingested, Barry’s ass became large enough so that the sun needs twelve hours to come up on one side of it and set on the other.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 17:09:58 +0000

A fifteen year old princes, who rewards him whether she likes it or not.

By: stlouis1baseball

stlouis1baseball — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 17:06:48 +0000

GDP:
You should know that you are NEVER (under any circumstances) allowed to disagree with anything our Fearless Leader does. At least not on HBT.
Now Roger Clemens…it’s trendy to bash him.
So feel free to bash away.
Just leave Barry out of it. The sun rises and sets in his ass. You simply have to accept that.
It’s what all the cool kids are doing!

By: gatordontplay

gatordontplay — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:49:06 +0000

as an astro fan im embarrassed our new owner hangs out and plays golf with obama and allows this joke into spring training to mentor the young players

By: dcfan4life

dcfan4life — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:47:18 +0000

Similar to OJs book it would be titled “If I was Juicing…”

By: JustMeMike

JustMeMike — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:45:17 +0000

subtitle: Spiraling Toward Oblivion

Buy it
Breeze through it.
Burn it.

Reduce the book to ashes – just like Roger’s legacy.

By: Chris Fiorentino

Chris Fiorentino — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:43:04 +0000

“And in the end he rescues a princess or something.”

Inconceivable!