Comments on: Adam Dunn is in a new Matthew McConaughey movie

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 04:47:53 +0000

Nope. I might consider shaving it to hang around Jennifer Garner, though.

By: hushbrother

hushbrother — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 00:29:26 +0000

He could be another Tor Johnson.

By: wihalofan

wihalofan — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 00:05:09 +0000

And you wouldn’t shave your beard to play for the Yankees?

By: bolweevils2

bolweevils2 — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:03:59 +0000

I don’t think I’d be willing to lose 50 pounds (for a guy like McConaughey who wasn’t fat to begin with) even if it did let me hang around with Jennifer Garner and make a few million. That can’t be good for you. (Well, unless you’re 50 pound overweight to start with)

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 20:12:03 +0000

They tell the story of the newly hired bartender at a Dublin bar next to a school for the deaf. The owner informs him that one finger means a beer, two a whiskey. That’s all he needs to know. Okay. Five o’clock, school’s out, the bar fills with the hearing and speech impaired students. At first it’s easy – one finger for a beer, two for a whiskey. One, a beer. Two, a whiskey. One, a beer….and so on for an hour or so. Then one of the students flashes a hand signal the bartender doesn’t know. Then another. And another. Soon they’re all making signals the owner didn’t teach him. Nonplussed, the rookie bartender calls the owner in a panic. Since he lives upstairs, he gets right down to the bar and scopes out the scene. “Oh no,” exclaims the owner to the new bartender. “You’ve gotten them drunk! Now they’ll be singing all night!”

By: sportsdrenched

sportsdrenched — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:33:33 +0000

Are you sure he didn’t get confused with Toby Keith?

By: ptfu

ptfu — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:06:51 +0000

They should go for a walk. It’s Dunn’s best way of reaching first base.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:51:30 +0000

I don’t understand. He’s a bartender but he doesn’t speak? Do you order w/ signs? Are they official Sox signs? If so, do we all get in trouble for stealing them if we just want something on tap?

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:26:20 +0000

I take it this isn’t a comedy? Well, whatever. So long as Dunner keeps his shirt on all will be well.

By: number42is1

number42is1 — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:21:55 +0000

I heard he hit on Jennifer Garner but he struck out! no? sorry