Comments on: Joba Chamberlain is here in his van to pick up your daughter

By: airedale1950

airedale1950 — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 18:36:48 +0000

Most guys with facial hair look like asses to begin with. Couple that with the reality of playing baseball in the confined space of an enclosed stadium on a humid hot muggy day or evening in June July and August and it begs the question what for? Along with PED test MLB should give guys with beards psychological testing as well.
There can be no upside to facial hair.

By: albertmn

albertmn — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 14:12:26 +0000

I understand that Craig wants to dig at both the Yankees and Joba, but the last line of his post makes no sense. Mustaches are allowed by the Yankees. Their rules won’t combat this poor choice at all. In fact, a full beard could not be worse than this.

“If they do have draconian facial hair rules, it’s only because they have to combat the foul facial hair urges of Joba Chamberlain.”

By: brewcrewfan54

brewcrewfan54 — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 01:48:27 +0000

That’s the porniest pornstache ever.

By: airedale1950

airedale1950 — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 00:52:29 +0000

You’d think the Yanks would buy the guy a mirror. …and then have him look real hard at the cardboard hat he insists on wearing. The hat alone makes him look like a dork and a gangsta wanna-be…now with the bad cartoon mustache he looks like a hispanic gangsta wanna-be.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 22:27:12 +0000

I think it says “Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.”

By: fanofevilempire

fanofevilempire — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 22:05:29 +0000

gas, grass or ass no one rides free..

By: mazblast

mazblast — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:38:19 +0000

Geez, I could grow a better mustache than that when I was 17. Maybe when I was 15.

It looks like those a-few-days’-growth looks we see on movie “stars” and guys like Tony Romo who are more concerned with their looks than their production. Grow it or shave it, stop with the in-between!

By: The Dangerous Mabry

The Dangerous Mabry — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:01:30 +0000

The Yankees are going to have to give him a foam-front, mesh-back hat if he’s going to keep walking around with that thing on his face.

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 20:19:12 +0000

Does his van say “Free Candy” on the side?

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 20:07:03 +0000

I’m OK with his van. I just want him to leave his goddamned trampoline in the garage.

By: uwsptke

uwsptke — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 20:04:35 +0000

He looks like officer Rod Farva from Super Troopers.

“Say car Ram-Rod!”

By: pooinyourface

pooinyourface — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:56:48 +0000

I AM A NEW YORK YANKEE!!!!!!!

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:51:52 +0000

Et tu, Burgie?

By: sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo

sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:46:18 +0000

JOba did come up during Giambi’s tenure with the Yankees. I wonder if he inherited the Golden Thong as well.

By: stlouis1baseball

stlouis1baseball — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:43:27 +0000

No shit. As my Father used to say…put some milk on it and let the cat lick it off.
Cause’ dude can’t grow a stache to save his life. It looks like he hasn’t quite started puberty yet.

By: anxovies

anxovies — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:42:29 +0000

His mom’s mugshot is worse, though.

http://www.postchronicle.com/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi?archive=136&num=228229

By: cowboysoldiertx

cowboysoldiertx — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:39:32 +0000

Does he also live down by the river in that van?

By: anxovies

anxovies — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:36:37 +0000

Wow. That one is worse than the shot taken of him when he was arrested for DUI. And he had a beard in that one.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/celebrity/sports/joba-chamberlain

By: indaburg

indaburg — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:36:06 +0000

/booooooo

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:32:21 +0000

why, Craig? We’re loyal readers. This is just cruel

He’s really Lex Luthor: I keeps tellin’ ya!

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:31:32 +0000

I thought Tipper Gore made it so that sh!t had to come with a warning sticker.

(BTW, I promised to lay off the booing today, so take advantage of your brief chance to parade around in the BSOYM without fear of harassment.)

By: indaburg

indaburg — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:29:37 +0000

Not safe for work? This is not safe anywhere at any time.

All I want to know is… why, Craig? We’re loyal readers. This is just cruel.

By: amartland

amartland — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:24:22 +0000

shouldn’t there be a NSFW tag? Or something? At the very least one of those mind-blanker-outter things from Men in Black

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:22:33 +0000

Its the look on his face that completes that moustache. Its a look that says “I’m cool as shit and my moustache is BOSS.” Stick the hat at quarter past 2PM with that flat, goofy brim and you got this: the poster boy for Mother’s Against Pervs Dating Daughters (MAPDD). Jeez.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:19:24 +0000

That little catepillar is guaranteed to turn OFF the ladies.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:18:36 +0000

Clearly, after eating biscuits w/ honey, he wiped his mouth with the nearest towel — which happened to be the one his wife just used when washing the dog.

By: fanofevilempire

fanofevilempire — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:13:48 +0000

now that is a stache……………..

not for me but that is bad ass.

he looks like a 70′s porn star.

By: skerney

skerney — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:13:07 +0000

Mattingly! I thought I told you to shave those sideburns!

By: vallewho

vallewho — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:07:35 +0000

Not what I expected…

By: shaggylocks

shaggylocks — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:04:20 +0000

David Price has got a point. When do the Yankees think this is, 1972?