Comments on: Padres prospect Jedd Gyorko has three home runs and nine RBI in just four spring games

By: bluburt

bluburt — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 16:43:46 +0000

I doubt they will all play at the same time. By the time Grandal comes back from his 50 game suspension, Quentin will likely be out for the year with a ingrown toenail and Headley will have been traded to the Yanks…

By: tmohr

tmohr — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 15:10:01 +0000

“Jedd Gyorko is fighting Logan Forsythe…”

It’s a 1960s Bond villain versus a character from Upstairs Downstairs!

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 13:27:48 +0000

Even a jock on a bender can’t be that masochistic.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 12:28:33 +0000

I think I have it now:

If Michele Bachmann married Mike Trout, she’d be Bachmann-Trout Overdrive.

I think that one’s right.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 04:53:15 +0000

Yeah, but when you’re built like that you don’t much need to worry about anyone pronouncing it that way within earshot….

By: lanzurrah

lanzurrah — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 04:47:14 +0000

Pads lineup will be fun to watch when Headley, Quentin, Grandal, Alonso and Gyorko can all play at the same time.

By: beefytrout

beefytrout — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 04:23:14 +0000

the DD in Jedd is for his double dose of pimpin’.

By: icanspeel

icanspeel — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 04:14:39 +0000

I like how his last name is pronounced Jerk-o

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 03:55:53 +0000

If Mitt Romney married Mike Trout, he’d be Rick Santorum.

Wait, I did that wrong…

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 03:47:24 +0000

If Lance Bass married Mike Trout he’d be Lance Trout…..

Wait, I did that wrong….

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 03:43:12 +0000

It’s like a cat laid on your keyboard when you went to spell his name.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 03:28:05 +0000

Ah, the next Mike Trout.

You do realize that if Mike Trout married Brooke Shields, she’d be Brooke Trout?