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Guido, the Miller Park Italian sausage, has been found

Feb 27, 2013, 10:15 PM EDT

It’s over, ladies and gentlemen. Miller Park’s missing racing sausage has been returned safely. Steve Chamraz, an anchor and investigative reporter for WTMJ-TV in Milwaukee, explains how it went down:

Classic move, bros. And now the visual evidence, brought to you of course by Miller Lite:

  1. brewcrewfan54 - Feb 27, 2013 at 10:40 PM

    And the sausage race is complete again! Never bet on Chorizo, his hat makes it hard for him to win.

  2. hammyofdoom - Feb 27, 2013 at 10:50 PM

    His…his name is Guido? I mean, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised but… really?

    • indaburg - Feb 27, 2013 at 11:52 PM

      Too subtle?

      • Old Gator - Feb 28, 2013 at 12:06 AM

        kek-kek-kek-guffaw.

      • hammyofdoom - Feb 28, 2013 at 2:09 AM

        Basically the bratwurst needs to be named either Hans or Heinrich, the Polish one Sebastienski, the hot dog Bob and the chorizo Pedro for this to be okay

      • paperlions - Feb 28, 2013 at 7:25 AM

        Shouldn’t the hot dog be named, Richard….or maybe Peter?

    • mouthbreethingslayer - Feb 28, 2013 at 11:24 AM

      If there was a racing Kishka named Rosenberg, the Anti-Defimation League would sue the Brewers.

  3. kjt929 - Feb 27, 2013 at 11:03 PM

    Finally I thought that he was a goner! JK

  4. historiophiliac - Feb 27, 2013 at 11:14 PM

    Really? That’s it? They didn’t find him passed out next to a bun and some kraut he couldn’t remember? No unseemly split in his casing he couldn’t account for? He’s not sporting a new “Property of Oscar Mayer” tattoo? Not reeking of hot peppers? No blood test indicating he’s anise-ic after his bender? Didn’t even make it to Vegas? Man. Lamest sausagenapping ever.

  5. indaburg - Feb 27, 2013 at 11:53 PM

    Now I can sleep peacefully.

  6. brewcrewfan54 - Feb 28, 2013 at 1:01 AM

    All us Brewer fans knew that Guido was a whore.

  7. 11thstreetmafia - Feb 28, 2013 at 2:27 AM

    The most exciting thing you will hear about baseball in Milwaukee this year just happened.

    • paperlions - Feb 28, 2013 at 7:29 AM

      Maybe, same could be said about 10-15 other MLB cities as well.

      • historiophiliac - Feb 28, 2013 at 7:34 AM

        *cough* St. Louis *cough*

      • paperlions - Feb 28, 2013 at 7:36 AM

        Easy there Dustbowl.

      • historiophiliac - Feb 28, 2013 at 7:44 AM

        he he

        (Thank you for not using the O-word.)

      • indaburg - Feb 28, 2013 at 8:01 AM

        Ochre?

      • historiophiliac - Feb 28, 2013 at 9:16 AM

        Mmmmmm, ochre. lol

  8. unclemosesgreen - Feb 28, 2013 at 7:46 AM

    Why would any single guy want to go to Miller Park? That place is a total sausage-fest.

  9. realgone2 - Feb 28, 2013 at 11:45 AM

    Where’s Craig to scold them for using a racist Italian stereotype?

    • deathmonkey41 - Feb 28, 2013 at 12:14 PM

      Yeah, I was going to say I guess the PC crowd isn’t offended by that blatant Italian stereotype. That’s why Victorino didn’t sign with the Brewers, btw.

  10. scrap7681 - Feb 28, 2013 at 1:18 PM

    Victorino is Hawaiian…. “Flyin Hawaiian”……. BTW, I heard Randall Simon was taken in for questioning.

  11. stlouis1baseball - Feb 28, 2013 at 1:39 PM

    “two men entered with the abducted Guido, said “you didn’t see this,” dropped him off and ran.”

    Hahaha! Classic stuff. Hahahaha!

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