It’s over, ladies and gentlemen. Miller Park’s missing racing sausage has been returned safely. Steve Chamraz, an anchor and investigative reporter for WTMJ-TV in Milwaukee, explains how it went down:
:: Source in a Cedarburg bar reports two men entered with the abducted Guido, said “you didn’t see this,” dropped him off and ran.
— Steve Chamraz (@tmj4steve) February 28, 2013
Classic move, bros. And now the visual evidence, brought to you of course by Miller Lite:
:: Guido the Racing Sausage enjoys a beer after his safe return. And I thought beer was only for bratwurst… twitter.com/tmj4steve/stat…
— Steve Chamraz (@tmj4steve) February 28, 2013
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- brewcrewfan54 - Feb 27, 2013 at 10:40 PM
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And the sausage race is complete again! Never bet on Chorizo, his hat makes it hard for him to win.
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- hammyofdoom - Feb 27, 2013 at 10:50 PM
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His…his name is Guido? I mean, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised but… really?
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- indaburg - Feb 27, 2013 at 11:52 PM
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Too subtle?
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- Old Gator - Feb 28, 2013 at 12:06 AM
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kek-kek-kek-guffaw.
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- hammyofdoom - Feb 28, 2013 at 2:09 AM
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Basically the bratwurst needs to be named either Hans or Heinrich, the Polish one Sebastienski, the hot dog Bob and the chorizo Pedro for this to be okay
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- paperlions - Feb 28, 2013 at 7:25 AM
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Shouldn’t the hot dog be named, Richard….or maybe Peter?
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- mouthbreethingslayer - Feb 28, 2013 at 11:24 AM
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If there was a racing Kishka named Rosenberg, the Anti-Defimation League would sue the Brewers.
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- kjt929 - Feb 27, 2013 at 11:03 PM
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Finally I thought that he was a goner! JK
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- historiophiliac - Feb 27, 2013 at 11:14 PM
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Really? That’s it? They didn’t find him passed out next to a bun and some kraut he couldn’t remember? No unseemly split in his casing he couldn’t account for? He’s not sporting a new “Property of Oscar Mayer” tattoo? Not reeking of hot peppers? No blood test indicating he’s anise-ic after his bender? Didn’t even make it to Vegas? Man. Lamest sausagenapping ever.
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- indaburg - Feb 27, 2013 at 11:53 PM
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Now I can sleep peacefully.
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- brewcrewfan54 - Feb 28, 2013 at 1:01 AM
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All us Brewer fans knew that Guido was a whore.
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- 11thstreetmafia - Feb 28, 2013 at 2:27 AM
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The most exciting thing you will hear about baseball in Milwaukee this year just happened.
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- paperlions - Feb 28, 2013 at 7:29 AM
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Maybe, same could be said about 10-15 other MLB cities as well.
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- historiophiliac - Feb 28, 2013 at 7:34 AM
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*cough* St. Louis *cough*
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- paperlions - Feb 28, 2013 at 7:36 AM
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Easy there Dustbowl.
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- historiophiliac - Feb 28, 2013 at 7:44 AM
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he he
(Thank you for not using the O-word.)
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- indaburg - Feb 28, 2013 at 8:01 AM
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Ochre?
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- historiophiliac - Feb 28, 2013 at 9:16 AM
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Mmmmmm, ochre. lol
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- unclemosesgreen - Feb 28, 2013 at 7:46 AM
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Why would any single guy want to go to Miller Park? That place is a total sausage-fest.
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- realgone2 - Feb 28, 2013 at 11:45 AM
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Where’s Craig to scold them for using a racist Italian stereotype?
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- deathmonkey41 - Feb 28, 2013 at 12:14 PM
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Yeah, I was going to say I guess the PC crowd isn’t offended by that blatant Italian stereotype. That’s why Victorino didn’t sign with the Brewers, btw.
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- scrap7681 - Feb 28, 2013 at 1:18 PM
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Victorino is Hawaiian…. “Flyin Hawaiian”……. BTW, I heard Randall Simon was taken in for questioning.
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- stlouis1baseball - Feb 28, 2013 at 1:39 PM
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“two men entered with the abducted Guido, said “you didn’t see this,” dropped him off and ran.”
Hahaha! Classic stuff. Hahahaha!
