Comments on: Italian sausage costume used for Miller Park races went bar-hopping and is now AWOL

By: pooinyourface

pooinyourface — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 18:58:13 +0000

u mean best cheater, hes a bum on roids he should be banned

By: eleggitt

eleggitt — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 02:55:48 +0000

You’re an idiot! We also have the best player in the National League in Ryan Braun! Boom!

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 02:45:23 +0000

Boooo!!!!!

/throws peanut shells at stex’s bosses

By: stex52

stex52 — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 01:56:13 +0000

As you and some others know, I am presently crippled during the day by a rogue firewall set up by the evil corporation that writes my paychecks. An inconvenience. I miss you guys, too.

But thanks, Inda.

By: 11thstreetmafia

11thstreetmafia — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 01:20:49 +0000

There’s a baseball team in Milwaukee?

By: mmmpierogi

mmmpierogi — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 01:13:31 +0000

Pierogi race >>> sausage race. I always put my money on Sauerkraut Saul.

By: brewcrewfan54

brewcrewfan54 — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 01:07:56 +0000

Except for Nickleback.

By: dcburden

dcburden — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 01:02:18 +0000

All the Brewers news got tossed out when it sat in Aaron’s basement over the weekend.

By: tonyc920

tonyc920 — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:57:25 +0000

A few years ago there was a study regarding alcohol consumption among US states. Wisconsin was considered the leader in binge drinking but then the results were thrown out. You can’t judge professionals. Stairway, I have no idea where you call home but I have a suggestion, stay there !! We wouldn’t want you here anyway. You would be slowing us down you puppy !

By: gbpackfan1990

gbpackfan1990 — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:35:36 +0000

Why does this have more comments (like 5X as many) than most brewers related articles? Even John Axford’s oscar article had a spike in comments. Don’t get me wrong, its a comical story and its only spring training but where are the BASEBALL articles???

By: bla bla bla

bla bla bla — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:25:37 +0000

Well played, historiophiliac. That actually made me chuckle.

By: byjiminy

byjiminy — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:15:48 +0000

How awesome must it have felt to stroll into a bar, inside a stolen sausage. It’s the perfect crime — it comes with its own disguise!

By: indaburg

indaburg — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:04:27 +0000

STEX!!!

Ahem. It’s nice to see you.

By: deathvalleyjason8

deathvalleyjason8 — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 23:36:05 +0000

Maybe. They found out he was made out of horse meat .

By: stex52

stex52 — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 23:27:24 +0000

Damn, now I want a corned beef sandwich.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 23:00:59 +0000

Booooo!!!!!!

/throws relish packets

By: tampajoey

tampajoey — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 22:53:57 +0000

I like playing hide the sausage.

By: ducksk

ducksk — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 22:49:42 +0000

Just glad it wasn’t the bratwurst.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 22:39:21 +0000

I bet you would.

By: kopy

kopy — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 22:29:58 +0000

Always remember to drink Wisconsinbly.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 22:11:01 +0000

“Hello, 911, what’s your emergency?”
“I’d like to report a sausage…”

By: dondada10

dondada10 — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 21:56:01 +0000

This is why you’re not allowed to comment on ProFootballTalk.

By: uwsptke

uwsptke — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 21:35:18 +0000

Hey, you can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning!

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 21:33:32 +0000

Ha! I remember that.

By: uwsptke

uwsptke — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 21:33:05 +0000

Still bitter about XLV, eh?

If anything, we’re a little too good at partying as our plentiful taverns and expanding waistlines will attest.

By: mscxvd

mscxvd — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 21:32:29 +0000

the sausage that got struck by randall simon would disagree

By: andrewproughcfe

andrewproughcfe — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 21:31:49 +0000

Shouldn’t be hard to win the mustard reward. Just round up all the 7-foot weenies in Cedarburg, and do a police lineup. Can’t be more than 5 or 10 of them in the whole town.

By: mscxvd

mscxvd — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 21:31:03 +0000

this reminds me of when Randall Simon struck the sausage in a 2003 race at miller park. unfortunatly i couldnt find a clip.

By: indaburg

indaburg — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 21:28:36 +0000

I thought the same thing you wrote, but according to the article: “Whoever finds the costume will receive a case of mustard a month. A case has 12 bottles.”

That’s more than a lifetime’s worth of mustard.

By: indaburg

indaburg — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 21:20:37 +0000

So a priest, a rabbi, and an Italian sausage walked into a bar…