Feb 27, 2013, 3:25 PM EDT
As part of the festivities at Miller Park during Brewers games there’s a “sausage race” where people in Italian sausage, bratwurst, Polish Sausage, hot dog, and chorizo costumes have a mascot race.
But now the Italian sausage costume is missing, reports Lydia Mulvany of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:
The Klement’s Racing Italian Sausage went barhopping in Cedarburg recently, delighting patrons and posing for photos. The only problem: No one can say who was wearing the $3,000 costume, which had just been stolen from the city’s Winter Festival.
The 7-foot-long weenie was lying unused in a backroom at the Milwaukee Curling Club’s new Cedarburg location during a fundraiser on Feb. 16 with beer-tasting and curling, and a witness saw the sausage walk out of the south door about 7:45 p.m., Cedarburg police Detective Jeff Vahsholtz said Wednesday. The Italian walked into TJ Ryan’s in Cedarburg an hour later and also made an appearance around midnight at The Roadhouse Bar and Grill.
I’m sort of shocked to learn that those costumes cost $3,000, but not at all shocked to learn that someone who would steal a $3,000 sausage costume would immediately take it to a bar to hang out.
And here’s my favorite part from the news article: “Mustard Girl All American Mustards has offered a year’s supply of mustard to anyone who returns the Italian Sausage costume.”
What if this was all just a long con meant to secure a whole bunch of mustard?
Jul 26, 2014, 12:28 AM EDT
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Jul 25, 2014, 9:35 PM EDT
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Jul 25, 2014, 8:45 PM EDT
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Jul 25, 2014, 7:55 PM EDT
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Jul 25, 2014, 7:40 PM EDT
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Jul 25, 2014, 6:55 PM EDT
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Jul 25, 2014, 6:10 PM EDT
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Jul 25, 2014, 5:19 PM EDT
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Jul 25, 2014, 4:45 PM EDT
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Jul 25, 2014, 4:20 PM EDT
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Jul 25, 2014, 4:02 PM EDT
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Jul 25, 2014, 3:14 PM EDT
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Jul 25, 2014, 2:44 PM EDT
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Jul 25, 2014, 1:01 PM EDT
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