Comments on: Marlon Byrd will retire if he doesn’t make the Mets

By: turdfurgerson68

turdfurgerson68 — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 02:59:42 +0000

just retire already….

polonelmeagre — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 23:07:56 +0000

just don’t look it in the face.

historiophiliac — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 18:36:42 +0000

cretins

unclemosesgreen — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 17:55:06 +0000

Hopefully he’s also avoiding the bad luck bread pudding. (involuntary shiver.)

historiophiliac — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 16:58:35 +0000

That’s Svelte Delmon Young to you. He’s been laying off the good luck latkes.

binarymath — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 16:48:00 +0000

He’s in the OLDEST shape of his life (so far…)

unclemosesgreen — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 16:14:58 +0000

Whaddyatalkinabout? He could still start for the Phillies.

jhb64 — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 16:13:51 +0000

If he can’t make the Mets he has no choice

xmatt0926x — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 16:13:49 +0000

Wow. Is that a photo of him? He looks like he hasn’t eaten in a year.

unclemosesgreen — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 15:57:34 +0000

Just wait until Delmon gets into horsemeat and velveeta midseason shape.

DelawarePhilliesFan — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 15:54:49 +0000

He’s not as fat as Delmon Young….just sayin’….

henryd3rd — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 15:28:05 +0000

I thought he had already retired.

dan1111 — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 15:09:21 +0000

But you, a random commenter on a baseball blog, could make that outfield.

historiophiliac — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 15:08:26 +0000

I often find myself staring in place, but I try not to let “the end” get in the middle of that.

lew24 — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 14:56:37 +0000

I would retire too if I couldn’t make that outfield!