Comments on: Wanna buy Andruw Jones’ house?

By: badintent

badintent — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 06:29:47 +0000

I smell Gloria Allred. Lawyer bitch from hell coming hard and fast, just ask Shaq and the other 20 NBA players. It’s Hoe down time!

By: mazblast

mazblast — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 05:33:18 +0000

Those are in short supply in Atlanta.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 04:59:02 +0000

Yup, snuck up and bit me while I was unawares, dagnabit!

/rubs heinie

By: cur68

cur68 — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 04:51:39 +0000

Huh. Well this is a turn up for the books, and no mistake. I spend the day saving the lives of little babies and what do I find after my gruelling hours as a veritable angel of mercy? Slander! Slander and vile calumny about the noble giant rat of my homeland. Well. This is a fine how-do-you-do.

I promise you decadent lot that if you had the good fortune to cross paths with any specimen of the Proud and Noble castor canadensis it would have been your good fortune. Also, I highly doubt that any beav in its right mind would have anything to do with your nasty ole outdoor privies. You are perfectly safe to enjoy your nocturnal peregrinations unmolested.

With that said, I wouldn’t give tuppence for your chances if a bald eagle spied you. Can’t trust them carrion eaters.

Now lay off my national animal or my people will be down there like a shot to sack your state capital gain. And this time we don’t stop till we’ve liberated Texas, instituted the DH, made evolutionary theory mandatory in schools, and provided a decent standard of healthcare for all. Oh, and we’ll confiscate all you automatic weapons, too.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 04:51:01 +0000

sigh

Me too. I thought it was like swimming in a giant jello shot. Booo!!!

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 03:36:38 +0000

Then I’m out again.

By: jwbiii

jwbiii — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 02:59:24 +0000

Orgies. You’re assuming one or two people per bed and you’re right, that’s overkill. If you assume six, well that’s about right, don’t you think?

By: randygnyc

randygnyc — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 02:41:57 +0000

Tfbuck. A resistance pool is a small pool with water jets that create a strong current to swim in place. Think treadmill style exercise..

By: jwbiii

jwbiii — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 01:31:38 +0000

Liquidating the large, expensive asset. It’s easier to split a pile of cash than to argue over who gets the $5M house and who gets an extra $5M in other stuff.

By: jwbiii

jwbiii — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 01:20:59 +0000

I’ve never been approached by a Canadian beaver, but I would characterize the movements of a Washington state beaver as gliding in the water and waddling on land.

By: officialgame

officialgame — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 01:06:12 +0000

Sorry but for 5m I want an ocean front view.

By: jwbiii

jwbiii — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 00:50:32 +0000

Here ya go.
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/10664-Bellagio-Rd_Los-Angeles_CA_90077_M21326-89615
The lot is kind of small, but the neighborhood has good schools. I promise not to tell Mike Hampton about it.

By: fanofevilempire

fanofevilempire — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 00:20:07 +0000

maybe he selling it with his wife.
combo package.

By: fanofevilempire

fanofevilempire — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 00:17:43 +0000

has something to do with a mother in law.

By: fanofevilempire

fanofevilempire — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 00:16:16 +0000

Darn it, I need a friggin house with at least 16 bathrooms, count
me out. So close, the search continues.

By: Tim's Neighbor

Tim's Neighbor — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 23:58:19 +0000

They claim it was built in 1999, but there are rumors that it’s a few years older than that.

By: indaburg

indaburg — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 23:32:56 +0000

A trundling or waddling beaver? Any form or size, huh? Very open-minded of you, ‘lions. Just be careful with her teeth.

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 23:28:07 +0000

If I had $5,000,000 why in the hell would I want to live in Georgia?

Oh, and also….what exactly is an “indoor resistance pool”? Does that mean it’s full of Jell-o? Because if so I’m in.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 23:04:38 +0000

I’ve always hoped a Canadian beaver would sneak up on me; truthfully, one wouldn’t have to sneak, it could slink, sashay, strut, glide, saunter, trundle, or waddle. Alas, it has not happened.

By: indaburg

indaburg — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 22:45:15 +0000

Nothing worse than a rabid beaver sinking its teeth into your arse as you innocently take a midnight leak. Sneaky bastards. Leaves a mighty scar too.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 22:38:28 +0000

I know, right? You never know when some Canadian beaver is gonna sneak up on you unawares. They do that, the cowards.

By: jcmeyer10

jcmeyer10 — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 22:34:19 +0000

More of a cautionary tale at this point…

By: indaburg

indaburg — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 22:32:31 +0000

Too spooky at night.

By: jwbiii

jwbiii — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 22:29:50 +0000

You’d have to go to Big Lots just to replenish your toilet paper supply. Let’s not even think about other bathroom cleaning supplies. . .

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 21:42:19 +0000

Well, you could just get an outhouse then, I guess.

By: bbk1000

bbk1000 — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 21:40:23 +0000

Wow….I remember quite a few times in which players coming up from the minors mentioned him as a role model…..

Yea, he’s a role model….but for what?

By: hotdogfinger

hotdogfinger — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 21:39:54 +0000

The basketball court looks pretty weak actually, be better off just playing in a driveway.

By: vanmorrissey

vanmorrissey — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 21:38:24 +0000

HAHAHA! Streetskater1989, what is that, a 24 year old who runs around with a skateboard under his arm who thinks he’s cool following cars? Wow.

By: indaburg

indaburg — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 21:27:34 +0000

But just think of the workout you could get on a daily basis just by taking trips to the bathroom. I’m all about multi-tasking.

By: stlouis1baseball

stlouis1baseball — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 21:17:00 +0000

Wonderful question JM. I have often wondered why houses such as these have some many bathrooms. I mean…a bathroom for each bedroom? I can relate.
A couple of additonal bathrooms…
Maybe close to the living room, entertainment room and/or kitchen? Understood.
But 15 bathrooms with “only 9″ bedrooms?
Why?