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Photo of the Day: Where did you get hit, Jordany Valdespin?

Mar 11, 2013, 5:26 PM EDT

Jordany Valdespin said in words where he was hit by a Justin Verlander fastball earlier today. Here he’s saying it in pictures:

source:

Just, man.

  1. cur68 - Mar 11, 2013 at 5:28 PM

    No one better laugh at this. If you do laugh you are a cruel, cruel person.

    Poor kid. That looks real painful. You can never use that image again, Craig. Jeez.

    • unclemosesgreen - Mar 11, 2013 at 5:31 PM

      He’s talking to you, Inda. Not funny. Bad Inda.

      • indaburg - Mar 11, 2013 at 5:58 PM

        LMAO I’ve been a bad, bad girl. I’ve been careless with a delicate man.

        I’m sorry, but his description is what makes it priceless. Hit in the dick.

      • cur68 - Mar 11, 2013 at 6:22 PM

        Actually, you’ve been careless with a man’s delicates: that’s different. That’s just wrong.

        He’s a young man. His whole life’s ahead of him. To be cut down in the flower of his manhood…that’s just a hard thing to contemplate. To make light of such a fundamental blow to his comfort and dignity, why that’s nigh on despicable. You should be hoping that the poor young fellow will rise again and return to solid playing form after that junk ball. This sort of thing can cause dysfunction in a fellow’s plate approach, y’know.

      • bla bla bla - Mar 11, 2013 at 7:50 PM

        “You should be hoping that the poor young fellow will rise again and return to solid playing form after that junk ball.”

        Baahahahaha!!!!!!! Junk ball.

      • historiophiliac - Mar 11, 2013 at 7:56 PM

        New category: HID!!!! Party of one. That’s a stat you want to keep at 0.

    • historiophiliac - Mar 11, 2013 at 5:31 PM

      OMG, I’m crying I’m laughing so hard. Yeah, fastball to the dick — always hilarious.

      How long do you think he’ll cuss V every time he pees?

      • cur68 - Mar 11, 2013 at 5:37 PM

        There’s something wrong with you. Poor young fella just took one to the wedding tackle. He’s in AGONY there. How could anyone laugh? He’ll have bruises and stuff. Maybe swelling even. Jus TRY and explain that one in a dugout!

        “Naw, man. I aint gettin a chubby sttin here. Its swole up after JV clobbered my inna fruit with a fastball. Effin’ Verlander…” while all his teammates edge away from him as he’s sitting there with a pitched tent and bag of ice dome over it. He’ll be ostracized!

      • historiophiliac - Mar 11, 2013 at 5:41 PM

        I wish it came with audio. lol

      • unclemosesgreen - Mar 11, 2013 at 5:56 PM

        BOOOO

      • unclemosesgreen - Mar 11, 2013 at 7:14 PM

        So this is all it takes to convene a meeting of the “Bad Girls Club” – current HBT membership of indaburg and historiophiliac, openly rejoicing at the high-speed mashing of meat and potatoes. For shame, ladies. I hope your schadenfreude runs over your schnauzer.

    • dondada10 - Mar 11, 2013 at 5:34 PM

      Never use that imagine again?

      I detect a file photo update for Jordany.

    • dowhatifeellike - Mar 11, 2013 at 5:48 PM

      I once took the heel of a 350lb. man straight to the nards in a karate tournament.

      I’ll laugh if I want to.

      • tfbuckfutter - Mar 11, 2013 at 7:26 PM

        Were you participating or spectating?

    • indaburg - Mar 11, 2013 at 6:13 PM

      You boys get superior physical strength, higher pay for equal work, and the bulk of the world’s powerful positions either as CEOs or heads of states. We get Ladies Night, the power of the booty and b00bz, and the right to laugh at guys hit in the nards.

      • cur68 - Mar 11, 2013 at 6:23 PM

        heh, heh, heh…b00bz…heh, heh, heh….

      • churchoftheperpetuallyoutraged - Mar 11, 2013 at 7:59 PM

        the power of the…b00bz

        Goddamn trump card :(

      • historiophiliac - Mar 11, 2013 at 11:31 PM

        It’s good to be Wonder Woman!

  2. azantor - Mar 11, 2013 at 5:35 PM

    And if it were A.J. Pierzynski who got hit, the trainer would be on the ground too.

  3. El Bravo - Mar 11, 2013 at 5:48 PM

    ಠ_ರೃ

  4. chill1184 - Mar 11, 2013 at 5:51 PM

    Poor JV1

    • historiophiliac - Mar 11, 2013 at 5:56 PM

      There’s a nickname in that. Surely we can come up with one. The Dickslayer? The Eunichizer? Something.

      • unclemosesgreen - Mar 11, 2013 at 6:10 PM

        A tailing tube-cutter?

  5. jerze2387 - Mar 11, 2013 at 5:55 PM

    So i guess you can say that pitch was right down the pipe.

    • jerze2387 - Mar 11, 2013 at 6:04 PM

      Announcer: “he got good wood on that one”

      • jerze2387 - Mar 11, 2013 at 6:05 PM

        All joking aside, Verlander hit this one right on the head…

  6. unclemosesgreen - Mar 11, 2013 at 6:00 PM

    Too bad he couldn’t Valde-spin his manhood out of the way and take it in the hip, the Don Baylor way.

  7. beavertonsteve - Mar 11, 2013 at 6:06 PM

    Ball 3!

  8. Al - Mar 11, 2013 at 6:08 PM

    Right in the Valdespeen!

  9. BigGreen89 - Mar 11, 2013 at 6:27 PM

    I think he feels like every Met fan the last couple of years.

  10. JB (the original) - Mar 11, 2013 at 7:05 PM

    At this point, what’s his value trade-wise? Maybe a bag of balls?

  11. puckmepuckyou - Mar 11, 2013 at 7:33 PM

    Schadenfreude. Lol. That’s gonna leave a mark

  12. Old Gator - Mar 11, 2013 at 7:38 PM

    I will not look at it. I will not contemplate it. I am thinking very hard of cream cheese on a bagel.

  13. Dan the Mets Fan - Mar 11, 2013 at 7:58 PM

    Here is the footage of the incident
    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0LzAEn3yZ4&w=420&h=315%5D

  14. shaggylocks - Mar 11, 2013 at 8:18 PM

    This would’ve killed Adrian Beltre.

    • Old Gator - Mar 11, 2013 at 9:39 PM

      If that had been A-Roid, there would have been a loud bong-g-g-g-g-g-g.

  15. Walk - Mar 11, 2013 at 11:43 PM

    We used to call that the dreaded 3-2 count, happens to catchers and umpires on occasion.

  16. girardisbraces - Mar 12, 2013 at 10:05 AM

  17. jiminthebay - Mar 12, 2013 at 12:56 PM

    y’ever been behind the plate and get clanged in the dome so hard the richochet picked off the runner at third… its something , boy.

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