Comments on: Jordany Valdespin will henceforth wear a cup

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 02:11:20 +0000

If only Burr could’ve thrown like Verlander. Curses!

By: unclemosesgreen

unclemosesgreen — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 02:07:58 +0000

That’s me. A-ham-hole to you.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 01:12:47 +0000

You! A-hole!

By: unclemosesgreen

unclemosesgreen — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 23:52:10 +0000

It’s mutually assured revulsion with the gravatars until the “meat” ball thrower goes.

By: unclemosesgreen

unclemosesgreen — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 22:10:55 +0000

Valdespin wearing a cup now is like closing the barn door after the stallions have been mushed to a pulp by a Verlander fastball. Or something.

By: unclemosesgreen

unclemosesgreen — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 22:09:15 +0000

I know Verlander’s image is roughly 1000% more frightening on a primal level after the Valdespin Incident.

I just realized they are both J.V.’s – 2 men enter, only 1 leaves (with a functional dick.)

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 21:14:26 +0000

It’s a wish list, really.

I hope you gentlemen are enjoying my new gravatar. I picked a little something that’s bound to startle.

By: unclemosesgreen

unclemosesgreen — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 21:05:24 +0000

That spreadsheet you keep at the office with all your male workmates’ stats – is it broken down daily, weekly, monthly or yearly? Of course there it’s probably KBHTiD, or Kicked by Historiophiliac toe in dick.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 18:28:38 +0000

Not sure, but I’m guessing it doesn’t have beaver…

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 18:27:34 +0000

You mean too hilarious to be named.

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:51:20 +0000

What the hell is that Tiger’s Soup of Awesome, anyways? Prairie oyster gumbo? Jeez. Verlander needs to get up from the training table a mite sooner. All that gonad soup has gotten to him. It’s like he was pitching to kill his next meal.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:37:54 +0000

Do you think they’ll start calling Verlander, Butters?

It would seem like a ban on HBPiD would be in the written rules, some things are too important to leave unwritten.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:22:51 +0000

Thank you, Craig, for our daily dose of HBPiD awesomeness. <3

By: heyblueyoustink

heyblueyoustink — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:19:17 +0000

And now, perhaps, damaged foreskin.

By: dowhatifeellike

dowhatifeellike — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 16:42:47 +0000

If it wasn’t important enough to protect against the first time, why do it now? Needing a “wake up call” demonstrates a lack of foresight.

By: dowhatifeellike

dowhatifeellike — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 16:40:03 +0000

It’s possible to get good pictures of a baseball frozen in flight, but that shutter speed requires a lot of light. It looks like it was a cloudy day so the shutter was a little slow. Not surprised at all that it came out at little fuzzy.

By: dowhatifeellike

dowhatifeellike — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 16:37:07 +0000

The vasectomy. Trust me on this.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 16:25:04 +0000

The Dickslayer!

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 16:24:37 +0000

Craig, please include this stat for Valdespin every time you mention him from now on! Please, please, please.

By: Alex K

Alex K — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:37:59 +0000

HBPiD….lolz

By: hisgirlgotburrelled

hisgirlgotburrelled — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:36:28 +0000

Yeah, but, any word of Justin Verlander not throwing at a batter’s D next time they square to bunt? That’s the bigger issue here. Justin Verlander: unethical dick shooter*?

*south park reference

By: rocketsteadman

rocketsteadman — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:22:03 +0000

Yea really. Going back to Craig’s comment about the baseball looking fake…of course its going to be blurred, its coming in at 95mph!

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:04:53 +0000

That is THE most awful thing I will see today and I’m hanging around a hospital for the next few hours. Thanks for ruining my coffee break, Craig.

*&!!@@# bloggers….

By: heyblueyoustink

heyblueyoustink — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:03:12 +0000

Well, do what you feel like……

Me personally, if i can prevent getting hit by lightning twice, you bet your ass i’m taking all precautions.

By: beefytrout

beefytrout — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:47:30 +0000

That’s exactly what a picture of someone getting blasted in the nutsack with a Verlander fastball would look like.

By: ajcardsfan

ajcardsfan — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:46:10 +0000

Remember his fascination with Andrelton Simmons last season? Same thing, 2013 edition

On a side note, I wonder which is the more painful method of sterilization, a Verlander fastball or a vasectomy with no anethesia

By: proudlycanadian

proudlycanadian — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:43:52 +0000

That is now 4 posts about this ugly incident. How many more will there be from Craig on this topic? The under over is 3.

By: dowhatifeellike

dowhatifeellike — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:42:10 +0000

Too late now. Unless he’s at increased risk of… bad stuff… if he takes another hit, I wouldn’t bother. The odds of that happening again to the same guy are pretty slim.

By: number42is1

number42is1 — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:38:08 +0000

I’m fairly certain the name is now Jordana…..