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Pete Rose shows off his acting chops in local television ad

Mar 14, 2013, 12:10 PM EDT

TLC canceled Pete Rose’s reality show after (or perhaps more accurately during) Season 1, so now Rose and his fiancee have moved on to starring in local television ads in Cincinnati:

After watching that, try to imagine how many takes were required to get that level of performance.

  1. freealonzo - Mar 14, 2013 at 12:14 PM

    I should’ve guesed that Pete Rose would be a boob man.

  2. pisano - Mar 14, 2013 at 12:24 PM

    I don’t care for the commercial, but Pete’s girls rack is nice.

  3. gza385 - Mar 14, 2013 at 12:26 PM

    How much for those two bean bags that his wife is holding under her shirt?

  4. cur68 - Mar 14, 2013 at 12:58 PM

    He, heh, heh…sweater kittenzz…heh, heh, heh…

    • historiophiliac - Mar 14, 2013 at 1:27 PM

      sigh…

      Why do I bother looking at these posts?

      • cur68 - Mar 14, 2013 at 2:46 PM

        She’s a shoe in for your muse: Wonder Woman. C’mon, she’d look AWESOME in that outfit.

        heh, heh, heh…b00bz…heh, heh, heh…

      • professormaddog31 - Mar 14, 2013 at 2:59 PM

        There should be equal opportunity leering posts around here. Perhaps a study as to how many phone numbers will be thrown Eric Hosmer’s way after a slew of rabid fangirls start following him around now that he’s been on tv with the WBC.

        And Pete’s trophy wife’s boobs are cartoonish. But hey, whatever floats the boat.

      • historiophiliac - Mar 14, 2013 at 3:39 PM

        I think we just don’t necessarily need to leer as a group like you all…

  5. chacochicken - Mar 14, 2013 at 1:02 PM

    I prefer my boobs real and my Pete Rose quietly sliding head first into 2nd base.

    • cur68 - Mar 14, 2013 at 1:08 PM

      Are you implying that there is something dishonest about Mrs Rose’s rack?

      • chacochicken - Mar 14, 2013 at 1:35 PM

        They lack sincerity.

      • cur68 - Mar 14, 2013 at 2:44 PM

        I find the implication that Pete Rose would be involved in anything dishonest or insincere to be outrageous. How dare you, sir. How dare you.

      • chacochicken - Mar 14, 2013 at 2:57 PM

        Well, lets just say the Great Pumpkin isn’t visiting this year.

      • cur68 - Mar 14, 2013 at 2:58 PM

        Judging from the size and shape of Mrs. Rose’s chest I’d say he’s been and gone.

      • professor59 - Mar 15, 2013 at 7:46 PM

        If Pete would just admit that her boobs are fraudulent, perhaps Selig would reinstate him to MLB!

  6. mscxvd - Mar 14, 2013 at 1:49 PM

    reminds me of those terrible carrol house commercials!

  7. shaggylocks - Mar 14, 2013 at 2:30 PM

    I love how Mrs. Rose’s sole acting maneuver involves leaning forward awkwardly. Yeah, she knows what’ll move some furniture…

  8. randygnyc - Mar 14, 2013 at 3:50 PM

    She’s an Odyssean Siren.

    • chacochicken - Mar 14, 2013 at 4:41 PM

      and Pete is Odysseus wandering the proverbial Aegean in hopes of someday returning to Ithaca ie. the Hall of Fame?

  9. deathmonkey41 - Mar 14, 2013 at 5:12 PM

    Crazy-bad acting, but still better than anything Keanu Reeves has ever done.

  10. andyreidisthegoat - Mar 14, 2013 at 7:51 PM

    Pete is muenchen alright . Well done charlie hustle.

  11. bla bla bla - Mar 15, 2013 at 9:01 AM

    Well, she certainly looks like she’ll “take it all.” I’m just sayin’.

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