Comments on: Turner, Valdespin could replace Wright, Murphy in Mets’ Opening Day lineup

By: philliesblow

philliesblow — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 11:40:52 +0000

The Mets are just dickin’ around until Murphy can get out of his bed.

By: jerze2387

jerze2387 — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 05:03:04 +0000

No need to be a dick about it..

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 02:55:49 +0000

Salud!

By: indaburg

indaburg — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 02:53:15 +0000

Sláinte!

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 02:47:33 +0000

Boooo!

/throws cabbage

By: beefytrout

beefytrout — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 02:22:18 +0000

I can’t tell if plugging Valdespin at 2B is a ballsy move or if they’re nuts for doing so.

By: unclemosesgreen

unclemosesgreen — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 01:45:14 +0000

(don’t say wienerschnitzel, don’t say wienerschnitzel)

I just said it, didn’t I?

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 01:42:29 +0000

Why has there been so much German on here today?

By: unclemosesgreen

unclemosesgreen — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 01:30:18 +0000

Jordany simultaneous proved and lost his manhood, but now his cup runneth over with glad tidings. Truly he has had a spring of peaks and valleys. The thrill of victory, and the agony of a Verlander cutter to the nutterbutters. His gain of a temporary starting position was not without sacrifice. And also the continued ostentatious show of schadenfreude in certain commenter quarters here at HBT only adds to the ignominity of that sacrifice.

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:50:48 +0000

I would die. I’m certain of it.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:47:39 +0000

You know, I think it really would hurt worse to get nailed by a JV FB in the pubic bone. THAT would not be funny…at all.

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:41:31 +0000

Rub some dirt on it and walk it off, ya sissy

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:38:52 +0000

How was your day?

Man, it sucked. I totally took a JV FB to the pickle! That will jam you UP!

Dude, that’s terrible….so, you gettin’ a split stream now or what? That’s gotta be crazy swollen.

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:32:42 +0000

That would be HILARIOUS! The Dickslayer is slain! You really need like 4-5 of those to make a good mash-up video. Also, that way you can compare the ways they go down and who’s down the longest and how they walk afterwards, etc.

By: chill1184

chill1184 — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:30:57 +0000

Valdespin I have no problems with, he’s been having a good spring but Turner…bleh

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:29:02 +0000

You wind a free comeback fastball to JV’s junk (may Jobu hear my plea and make it so)

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:27:40 +0000

Lemme see, lemme see. Oooh, do I win something when I get to 10? Whatever you do, don’t sic the beavers on me. hahahahahahahahahaha

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:25:43 +0000

Uh…calm down and lighten up Francis. She’s a Tiger’s fan, not a Philly Phan. Also this is a running joke between us: she giggles at ballplayers taking a ball to the junk, we act all high and mighty (while giggling, too). No one really wants Valdespin’s junk to be traumatized, but, since he did take a JV FB to the vas deferens, might as well have a chuckle since the kid’s wedding tackle seems to have come out of the mighty blow just fine.

By: multiplemiggs

multiplemiggs — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:21:24 +0000

Laughing at injuries now? Philly fans hit a new all time low i guess. I laughed the same way when Ryan Howard was limping his fatass up the first base line the last out of the NLCS ending his career.

By: proudlycanadian

proudlycanadian — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:08:48 +0000

Seriously, Valdespin is a human with feelings. He was injured by a foul deed by Verlander. It is not a laughing matter.

By: cur68

cur68 — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 23:59:13 +0000

There’s something really wrong with you.

/peers disapprovingly through monocle at ‘philliac and adds black mark next to her name in Personal Journal (again)

By: historiophiliac

historiophiliac — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 23:50:10 +0000

he he…he he…he he he he