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UPDATE: Rafael Soriano’s trip to the Dominican Republic was not about his tooth

Mar 20, 2013, 2:00 PM EDT

UPDATE: Drat. Seems the trip was just to visit his family. He’s gonna have his tooth worked on in Florida tomorrow. Totally ruins my ObamaCare joke. At this rate Jay Leno is never going to ask me to join his writing staff. Sigh.

2:00 PM: It’s like that Ray Stevens “Haircut” song, except it’s about dentists:

See what happens when you pass ObamaCare, libruls?!

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