Comments on: Bryce Harper gets free Chipotle burritos for a year? Wha? How? Man.

By: beerndrums

beerndrums — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 03:44:57 +0000

Chipotle will help mask the roid use by this guy

By: mashoaf

mashoaf — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 00:01:08 +0000

I wonder how many Quesarito’s he’ll be able to eat?

By: pellypell

pellypell — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 23:06:38 +0000

Has anyone made a fart joke yet?

By: kiwicricket

kiwicricket — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 22:02:06 +0000

Did his groin need to be in the background?

By: dowhatifeellike

dowhatifeellike — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 21:43:57 +0000

Joe Six Pack can’t eat burritos anyway.

Wait, you mean six pack of beer. Nevermind.

By: thebadguyswon

thebadguyswon — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 20:50:01 +0000

Athlete worship in this country really is ridiculous.

Granted, this is all for free publicity, but Joe Six Pack will pay for his buritos his entire life while Harper and other millionaires get free food. Incredible.

By: chadjones27

chadjones27 — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 19:41:23 +0000

It’s ok, ajcardsfan, I get the reference

By: The Dangerous Mabry

The Dangerous Mabry — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 19:10:24 +0000

This is a fact. When I first saw Hot Tub Time Machine, and at the end they went back to 2010, I thought “Oh no! Now they’re in the future!” It took me a few minutes to figure out that 2010 was not at all the future.

By: phipfwe76

phipfwe76 — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 19:09:57 +0000

Damn, Chipotle likes to give those out! I know Paul Rabil and Abby Wambach also have those cards. How many athletes can Chipolte give these too?? I’m clearly in the wrong business.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:56:36 +0000

Certainly for the umpire. I hate to think of the calls he’d get when he came to the plate.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:55:56 +0000

Nothing personal Billy, but unless you’re coming to us from Ted Williams’ old cryogenic cylinder, I think I’d prefer the smell of a chipotle fart to what you must smell like by now.

By: brewcrewfan54

brewcrewfan54 — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:50:22 +0000

I love me some chicken soft tacos with the hot salsa on them feom Chipotle!

By: ajcardsfan

ajcardsfan — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:35:07 +0000

Billy Mays here with Chipotl-away for all of those nasty marks left after eating Chipotle.

By: aceshigh11

aceshigh11 — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:32:40 +0000

It’s a good thing Harper’s not a catcher. Might be a disastrous position for him to remain in for hours at a time.

By: Caught Looking

Caught Looking — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:31:34 +0000

I guess he’ll have $7 more in meal money now.

By: aceshigh11

aceshigh11 — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:30:34 +0000

As Chris Hardwick says:

Enjoy your burrito.

By: nineroutsider

nineroutsider — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:27:24 +0000

Man, I’d have to buy Chipotlaway by the case for the entire duration of the gift card. That South Park was the best!

By: runnerish

runnerish — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:26:13 +0000

George Clooney receives free pick-up artist training

By: dowhatifeellike

dowhatifeellike — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:26:07 +0000

April 2014 is somehow only a year from now. WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE

By: dowhatifeellike

dowhatifeellike — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:22:58 +0000

Fans, to Harper, April 2014: “That’s a clown waistline, bro.”

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:21:58 +0000

Yeah? Go crouch behind him for a while. Then we’ll see how jealous you are.

By: zzalapski

zzalapski — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:18:00 +0000

Now I’m *really* jealous of the dude.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:14:24 +0000

No kidding. I make chipotle meat loaf and chipotle spoon or cornbread routinely – but I have the common courtesy to remain in my own home for 24 hours afterwards.

By: crispybasil

crispybasil — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:10:20 +0000

Good thing he just nabbed free Immodium A-D for a year as well.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:08:47 +0000

That was a clown fart, bro.

By: vallewho

vallewho — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 18:07:33 +0000

I’m hungry!