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Alex Rodriguez is looking good

Mar 26, 2013, 1:00 PM EDT

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An A-Rod update:

Alex Rodriguez’s hip seems to be healing well. The Yankee slugger was spotted at dinner with girlfriend Torrie Wilson … Rodriguez “looked happy and in great shape.”

This simply can’t be. The experts at the Daily News told me that A-Rod was so injured and busted and old and broken that he’d rather retire and relieve the Yankees of having to pay him the remaining $114 million on his deal than try to come back.

Call me crazy, but I’m almost starting to believe that that was a talking point disseminated by the Yankees in an effort to try to shame A-Rod from coming back. One which was so attractive to the A-Rod hating Daily News writers that they passed it along without any critical thought.

  1. El Bravo - Mar 26, 2013 at 1:04 PM

    Let me know when he gets to a point of good-looking-ness, where he finally decides that he wants to molest himself in the mirror again. Until that point, he just isn’t the same ARod he once was.

    • historiophiliac - Mar 26, 2013 at 1:33 PM

      I was eating…thanks.

    • heyblueyoustink - Mar 26, 2013 at 2:27 PM

      The real question is, how is his A-Rod-taur looking.

  2. jaybird22seven - Mar 26, 2013 at 1:07 PM

    HGH ?

    • 4d3fect - Mar 26, 2013 at 1:33 PM

      Gesundheit.

  3. mybrunoblog - Mar 26, 2013 at 1:07 PM

    Alex Rodriguez has never met a mirror that he didn’t like.

  4. Gardenhire's Cat - Mar 26, 2013 at 1:09 PM

    Rather than writing this fluff piece Craig, you should have just posted pictures of Torrie Wilson – that will really generate the page views you seek

  5. deathmonkey41 - Mar 26, 2013 at 1:35 PM

    Leave A-Rod alone!!!

    • bigharold - Mar 26, 2013 at 9:58 PM

      Len, .. is that you??

    • bigharold - Mar 26, 2013 at 10:05 PM

      “One which was so attractive to the A-Rod hating Daily News writers that they passed it along without any critical thought.”

      Come on!! Placing the notion of “critical thought” and the NY Daily News in the same sentence?? They are clearly mutually exclusive.

  6. Old Gator - Mar 26, 2013 at 2:00 PM

    The blonde behind him looks better.

  7. baseballer28 - Mar 26, 2013 at 3:13 PM

    A-Roid

  8. cocheese000 - Mar 26, 2013 at 4:40 PM

    those clothes and sunglasses look very expensive

  9. thesixersbench - Mar 26, 2013 at 5:11 PM

    There is no better on-going joke in professional sports than Alex Rodriguez.

    Thank you, comedy gods. Our inner centaurs are all smiling.

  10. jessethegreat - Mar 26, 2013 at 6:33 PM

    Everyone hates ARod these days… But every damn one of you is jealous of him.

    I will even admit I wish I had his bank roll. Not the history with Madonna, but with that lone exception, dude seems to have a pretty good life.

  11. contraryguy - Mar 26, 2013 at 7:16 PM

    Looks more like the Pitbull guy from those BudLight ads

  12. ahernarod13 - Mar 27, 2013 at 4:58 PM

    If you have haters you must be doing something right…. (I dont see any of you hating on any bums

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