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Josh Reddick does not want your grooming advice

Apr 3, 2013, 10:30 AM EDT

This is what Josh Reddick looks like these days:

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This what Josh Reddick thinks if you don’t like it:

San Francisco loses Brian Wilson, Oakland gets Reddick. The balance of the universe remains constant. If you’re into that sort of thing.

  1. heyblueyoustink - Apr 3, 2013 at 10:35 AM

    “Josh Reddick does not want your grooming advice”

    Clearly, see picture above.

    Maybe he’s going to enter one of those beard contests, or is planing a cameo on ‘Small Town Security’, or something.

    • ezthinking - Apr 3, 2013 at 10:41 AM

      Duck Dynasty

      • heyblueyoustink - Apr 3, 2013 at 11:01 AM

        Good call! I don’t partake in that one so it did not come to mind.

      • Caught Looking - Apr 3, 2013 at 11:20 AM

        Looks like a serial killer.

      • Sorbet Te Charta Saccus - Apr 3, 2013 at 2:26 PM

        He reminds me of when the police first find Liam Neeson way back in the day when he played a homeless guy in the movie “Suspect” Reminding me of a homeless guy probably isn’t the look he is going for, but he doesn’t care what I think

        http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/s/suspect-1987–650-75.jpg

  2. Kevin S. - Apr 3, 2013 at 10:35 AM

    Trade him to the Yankees.

    • cebig - Apr 3, 2013 at 10:51 AM

      He had 32 homers in Oakland and he’s a lefty. I’ll take him.

  3. Old Gator - Apr 3, 2013 at 10:38 AM

    I’ll see your Herman Melville and raise you a Walt Whitman:

    http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/blogs-prod-photos/2/e/a/6/5/2ea659125737d9f8e9387f36a55488fd.jpg?stmp=1362667607

    • tmohr - Apr 3, 2013 at 3:19 PM

      “we have observed several parties of youngsters playing ‘base,’ a certain game of ball…. Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our close rooms…. The game of ball is glorious.”

      • Old Gator - Apr 3, 2013 at 6:54 PM

        He would have barfed at the idea of designatedhitterball.

  4. jarathen - Apr 3, 2013 at 10:48 AM

    He looks like he’s ready to front the Eels.

  5. tfbuckfutter - Apr 3, 2013 at 10:56 AM

    Hobo chic is in this year.

    Everyone knows that.

    Just look at Shia Labeouf.

    • dluxxx - Apr 3, 2013 at 11:25 AM

      He’s actually going to be modeling Mugatu’s new “Derelicte” line. Didn’t you know???

      • Old Gator - Apr 3, 2013 at 11:47 AM

        Hobo chic? They got a name for that, Jules. It’s called a bum.

      • Glenn - Apr 3, 2013 at 2:54 PM

        Gator, he grew a beard, not pledge to walk the earth like Caine.

      • Old Gator - Apr 3, 2013 at 6:56 PM

        Come back here and say that once he’s achieved journeyman status.

      • cowboysoldiertx - Apr 3, 2013 at 7:39 PM

        Blue Steel Baby!

  6. cur68 - Apr 3, 2013 at 10:59 AM

    The Josh Reddick Beard Process:

    1)Smear face in industrial adhesive
    2)Get an unshorn alpaca drunk
    3)MoterBoat alpaca’s ass with glue-smeared face

    • indaburg - Apr 3, 2013 at 11:01 AM

      The visual of a man motorboating an alpaca’s ass. I cannot thank you enough. Seriously, I’m laughing my ass off.

      • cur68 - Apr 3, 2013 at 11:04 AM

        I wasn’t aware of what “motorboarding” was till you mentioned it the other day when I was relating the story of my dad dekeing the middle aged ladies into holding mangos to their faces. Had to look it up on the intertubes. Very informative. Killed about 45 minutes gettin my learnin’ on.

    • stlouis1baseball - Apr 3, 2013 at 11:06 AM

      Funny shit Cur. I did actually LOL! To the point of someone stopping by the office.
      Not that it matters…but I almost find #2 as funny (or funnier) than #3.
      Thanks Man. Helped my morning out quite a bit.

    • The Rabbit - Apr 3, 2013 at 1:35 PM

      Ya know, Cur, your post here is a lot “cleaner” than the comments you and the league made the other night when we first spotted Reddick’s beard.
      I think the only thing that could be repeated here is Kiwi’s: “He looks like a homeless guy that people avoid in a restaurants.”
      He really does need to be richer and more famous to get away with this look.

      • cur68 - Apr 3, 2013 at 1:49 PM

        This is a Family Blog. I’m sure if I said “giving an alpaca cunnilingus after a PB& Honey sandwich” Lex Luthor would ban me. He’s got it in for all things Beavz.

  7. 4d3fect - Apr 3, 2013 at 11:07 AM

    @cur68

    “Killed about 45 minutes gettin my learnin’ on.”

    Is that what they call it?

    • cur68 - Apr 3, 2013 at 11:16 AM

      “If its worth doing, its worth doing well”

      THAT’S what they call it.

      • 4d3fect - Apr 3, 2013 at 11:25 AM

        Yowza.

  8. shaggytoodle - Apr 3, 2013 at 11:12 AM

    He is in a beard contest with someone on twitter so will he shave it? NO! NO! NO!

    • APBA Guy - Apr 3, 2013 at 11:24 AM

      I think it’s one of his pro wrestling buddies.

      http://blog.sfgate.com/athletics/2013/03/06/the-beard-off-josh-reddick-challenged-to-contest-by-wwe-superstar/

      However, Reddick is so far 0-8, with nary a hint of contact, so his Gen, Longstreet imitation will have to go if this keeps up.

      • mgdsquiggy17 - Apr 3, 2013 at 4:56 PM

        Yes it is a beard contest with Daniel Bryan.

      • snowbirdgothic - Apr 3, 2013 at 5:30 PM

        I think he left Longstreet behind a couple of Chickamaugas ago. We’re talking JEB Stuart and accelerating until that ultimate fateful collision with John Brown on the cover of a Kansas album.

      • Old Gator - Apr 3, 2013 at 6:58 PM

        Naahhhh, give him a few days to get his stroke down. He’ll launch a Cloudsplitter or two.

  9. mudhead123 - Apr 3, 2013 at 11:33 AM

    The beard isn’t as bad as his feminine haircut

    • jarathen - Apr 3, 2013 at 11:49 AM

      I’ll never get used to male athletes rocking the bob.

  10. rbj1 - Apr 3, 2013 at 11:48 AM

    I apologize to all the Sasquatch believers. I just didn’t think they existed. But now we have photographic proof.

  11. Caught Looking - Apr 3, 2013 at 11:50 AM

    I thought they caught the Unabomber.

  12. soxfan34110 - Apr 3, 2013 at 11:55 AM

    Wonder what he’s hiding in that thing???

    • tommyshih - Apr 4, 2013 at 4:06 AM

      Probably Brian Wilson

  13. bougin89 - Apr 3, 2013 at 12:08 PM

    I can only imagine what he looks like after eating wings caked in BBQ sauce…

  14. Panda Claus - Apr 3, 2013 at 12:15 PM

    Some thoughts: Is ZZTop having auditions? And by the time July gets here Reddick might have a change of heart about shaving. Grizzly Adams lives on…

  15. chacochicken - Apr 3, 2013 at 12:26 PM

    He should probably be carrying a blood stained volley ball around.

  16. geoknows - Apr 3, 2013 at 2:04 PM

    Clearly he does not wish to have a female in his life.

    • eshine76 - Apr 3, 2013 at 3:19 PM

      There are girls running around that area who haven’t shaved in years; they are likely lining up for him. If anything, he’s cornered the market on girls with hairy legs and armpits.

  17. historiophiliac - Apr 3, 2013 at 2:09 PM

    Soon to be featured in the new Disney family film “The Shaggy New A.” Part dog. Part outfielder. All fun. “Is that slobber on that ball?”

  18. 13arod - Apr 3, 2013 at 2:48 PM

    looks like one of the guys from duck danasty

  19. revansrevenant - Apr 3, 2013 at 3:28 PM

    All he needs to complete the look is a mullet. Business in the front, party in the back.

  20. seattlenative57 - Apr 4, 2013 at 12:53 AM

    He looks like a horses ass and plays like one too.

  21. bengalguy - Apr 4, 2013 at 4:39 AM

    Looks like a long lost Robertson brother from Duck Dynasty!
    “LOOK HERE JACK!”

  22. anxovies - Apr 4, 2013 at 1:27 PM

    He looks like my cousin after the cops finally convinced him to come out of the meth cave.

  23. kingofsteak - Apr 4, 2013 at 8:50 PM

    So much beard hate in this thread. I am sensing a lot of beard envy. Just because you lack the manliness to grow a beard, or the man doesn’t allow it at your crappy job, doesn’t mean you gotta hate on sweet lumberjacks.

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