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Wanna buy Jim Edmonds’ house?

Apr 8, 2013, 1:31 PM EDT

Jim Edmonds' house

Jim Edmonds is now doing Cardinals pregame/postgame for Fox Sports Midwest, so I guess he’s spending less time in Orange County than he used to. If you have the means, you may want to consider buying his home in Irvine. Only $8 million. And best part: BOWLING ALLEY!

So what does Jim Edmonds’ Santa Barbara-style manse have to offer? Oh, just your usual hodge-podge of opulence ranging from a state of the art theater to a custom wine cellar to a gym with a sauna, and those are just the interior goods. Outside, the longtime ballplayer’s nearly one-acre spread rocks a pool area complete with an outdoor cabana and fireplace, along with a detached casita.

There really is a bowling alley. Click through and there’s a pic and everything.

It’s 10,000 square feet. So if you want to cover it all, you’ll need Edmonds’ range.


  1. danandcasey - Apr 8, 2013 at 1:57 PM

    Alas, the bowling alley is actually in former New York Jets receiver Laveranues Coles’ FL home, not Edmond’s home.

    • fanofevilempire - Apr 8, 2013 at 1:59 PM

      I ain’t paying 8mil for a house with no bowling alley.
      Only a animal would live without a bowling alley.

  2. heyblueyoustink - Apr 8, 2013 at 2:01 PM

    “Roy: What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men’s room? I mean, those are fun even when you’re alone.
    Lancaster Bowl Manager: Yeah.
    Roy: You get it?
    Lancaster Bowl Manager: [impatiently, trying to read his Asian Brides magazine] Yeah!
    Roy: This is like the hula hoop of the nineties. People go nuts!
    Lancaster Bowl Manager: No! Look, we don’t even have a novelty machine in the men’s room anymore.
    Roy: And you call this a bowling alley?”

    • tfbuckfutter - Apr 8, 2013 at 4:59 PM

      “She said handSOME not handLESS.”

  3. wonkypenguin - Apr 8, 2013 at 2:18 PM

    Now, in order to get into the house, do we have to take a horrible route to the door and then dive through successfully at the last second, wowing our neighbors unnecessarily?

    • stlouis1baseball - Apr 8, 2013 at 3:07 PM

      Hahaha! That’s some funny stuff Penquin.
      As an incredibly biased St. Louis Cardinals fan…I have never been on the horrible route/unneccesary diving bandwagon.
      That said…your post still made me laugh out loud.
      Good work!

  4. lapsncaps - Apr 8, 2013 at 2:35 PM

    The Dude: Fuckin’ Quintana … that creep can roll, man.
    Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Dude.
    The Dude: Yeah.
    Walter Sobchak: No, he’s a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
    The Dude: Oh!
    Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
    Donny: What’s a … pederast, Walter?
    Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.
    Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we’re gonna fuck you up.
    The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
    Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger ’til it goes “click”.
    The Dude: Jesus.
    Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
    Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

  5. comeonnowguys - Apr 8, 2013 at 2:36 PM

    Range? You realize it just looked like he had range because he dove for everything, right?

  6. 13arod - Apr 8, 2013 at 2:42 PM

    the only thing i don’t like about the house is the front

  7. soundsofsuccess7 - Apr 8, 2013 at 3:05 PM

    Shady Canyon is home to many sports players. Surprised he would leave.

  8. jm91rs - Apr 8, 2013 at 3:20 PM

    This is the least offensively decorated of all of the former ball players homes Craig has posted. I kinda like this one.

  9. lew24 - Apr 8, 2013 at 4:06 PM

    I heard that Terry Francona got lost three times in this house looking for the bowling alley!

    • paperlions - Apr 8, 2013 at 4:17 PM

      Did someone in a golf cart pick him up in the solarium and give him a lift to the lanes?

  10. clydeserra - Apr 8, 2013 at 4:54 PM

    holy grail is on the TV

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